Ok Folks, this is my angry post..
I did my taxes today and I'm getting fucked!! solid!! So, I'm a little pissed off right now, and I figured what better place to rant and rave then on a page that no one has to look at!!
So, here's what's got my fucking panties tied up!
I'm pissed that the feds get a free interest free loan from me every year and don't fucking give it back..I'm pissed that they use my money to fund stupid shit like the war on drugs, and dipshit education for ungrateful fuck stains who don't want it...
I'm pissed at stupid bitches who say they are going to call you and don't..who make plans and then don't show up..and then call you the next day and you are supposed to be happy to hear from them?? GET FUCKED!! You are not the only woman who is spreading them for me so please don't think that you are irreplaceable. I'm pissed that it is ok for them to be broke but not me, that they can drink 8$ shots of who knows what kind of fucking shitfaced, umbrella drink on quarter beer night..I'm pissed at chicks who say they liked to be spanked and then get shitty when you hit them! Don't be tough with me sister if you don't like getting choked..it's just a tease...
I'm pissed that people get in there cars and "go" they don't drive, they just move the thing forward not looking, not paying attention just living inthere own friggin planet and then when they nearly run you off the road cuz you're on a bike and you flick them off and slam on there window you're being an asshole...
I'm pissed that I spend two weeks preparing and starting a project that can only benefit the company only to have my boss talk to the higher ups behind my back and squash it..then on my evals he writes, "I want you to show more initiative" I'm pissed that when his kid has karate he gets to take off but when I want to go play rugby I can't...
I'm also pissed about people who write stupid shit about how the universe is this and that and we are all insignificant and they don't want to hear my problems and blah blah blah, GET OFF MY PROFILE!! I am alive, I am here, I am significant, and my complete happiness is all that matters to me! So, if you are not going to contribute to my happiness then I am going to refer to my previous statement, "GET FUCKED!!"
I'm pissed that people are trying to pass legislation to keep tobacco companies from marketing to young people, minorities, and women..so market to us grown white guys no one cares if we die..not to mention that women live longer then men and in many places there are more of them then us...so ladies, light up..I'll buy you a pack..I'm sick of all bitching anyway...
So, tonight is bike night at a cigar bar and I'm going, and so help me if things keep going this way I'm going to punch someone in the face! and then, one of two things will happen,
1) I will whip someone's ass
2) I will get my ass whipped..and I'm in dire need of a good ass whiping I'll be very honest with you..
So that's that for now...but.. the sun is shining, I am off today, and I'll probably feel better in a few minutes..
Fair fucking winds...
Chuck Norris tried to round house kick me and I tore his balls off!!
I did my taxes today and I'm getting fucked!! solid!! So, I'm a little pissed off right now, and I figured what better place to rant and rave then on a page that no one has to look at!!
So, here's what's got my fucking panties tied up!
I'm pissed that the feds get a free interest free loan from me every year and don't fucking give it back..I'm pissed that they use my money to fund stupid shit like the war on drugs, and dipshit education for ungrateful fuck stains who don't want it...
I'm pissed at stupid bitches who say they are going to call you and don't..who make plans and then don't show up..and then call you the next day and you are supposed to be happy to hear from them?? GET FUCKED!! You are not the only woman who is spreading them for me so please don't think that you are irreplaceable. I'm pissed that it is ok for them to be broke but not me, that they can drink 8$ shots of who knows what kind of fucking shitfaced, umbrella drink on quarter beer night..I'm pissed at chicks who say they liked to be spanked and then get shitty when you hit them! Don't be tough with me sister if you don't like getting choked..it's just a tease...
I'm pissed that people get in there cars and "go" they don't drive, they just move the thing forward not looking, not paying attention just living inthere own friggin planet and then when they nearly run you off the road cuz you're on a bike and you flick them off and slam on there window you're being an asshole...
I'm pissed that I spend two weeks preparing and starting a project that can only benefit the company only to have my boss talk to the higher ups behind my back and squash it..then on my evals he writes, "I want you to show more initiative" I'm pissed that when his kid has karate he gets to take off but when I want to go play rugby I can't...
I'm also pissed about people who write stupid shit about how the universe is this and that and we are all insignificant and they don't want to hear my problems and blah blah blah, GET OFF MY PROFILE!! I am alive, I am here, I am significant, and my complete happiness is all that matters to me! So, if you are not going to contribute to my happiness then I am going to refer to my previous statement, "GET FUCKED!!"
I'm pissed that people are trying to pass legislation to keep tobacco companies from marketing to young people, minorities, and women..so market to us grown white guys no one cares if we die..not to mention that women live longer then men and in many places there are more of them then us...so ladies, light up..I'll buy you a pack..I'm sick of all bitching anyway...
So, tonight is bike night at a cigar bar and I'm going, and so help me if things keep going this way I'm going to punch someone in the face! and then, one of two things will happen,
1) I will whip someone's ass
2) I will get my ass whipped..and I'm in dire need of a good ass whiping I'll be very honest with you..
So that's that for now...but.. the sun is shining, I am off today, and I'll probably feel better in a few minutes..
Fair fucking winds...
Chuck Norris tried to round house kick me and I tore his balls off!!
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such a glass-half-full kinda guy. you're the best!!
also, took me a second to get the "You are not the only woman who is spreading them for me" - but then a second later i'm all "ohhh! HAHAHAA!".
i hope it gets better for ya! WE all love you!
I get to see SG in a few hours!!!!
Fuck me eh!!!