Wednesday Mar 22, 2006

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I jacked up my back something fierce at work today..so I'm standing in the mirror...and I'm crooked...when I sneeze, I feel like I have one of those aliens coming out of my chest...

I'm such a pussy..I'm no Chuck Norris I'll tell you that right now...

Fair winds..

ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya!"
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deadlysarah:
Are you still going to Tattoo Fest? I'm gonna go!!! Yay for tattoos on my birthday!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin
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