braveliltoaster

last night i drunk text message god, i just wanted to tell him i been thinking about him, a lot, and to tell him i've been STALKING his church, i meant STARTING a church no one spells right drunk.
i'm starting a church that gets pissed off and starttss, thumb wars!
maybe a church that get mondays off for religious reasons
the church that throws foam parties in elevators to learn about praise, the roof the roof the roof is on fire!

and if you choose to come to sunday school, you don't learn about hell, hell no you eat john stewart potato chips and watch dave chappelle