I saw a PSA the other day that told me "In America, a woman is raped every 8 minutes."
It must suck to be that woman.
Actually, that PSA and the thought of mine that followed it both happened around 10 years ago. It's funny how memories like that just pop up out of nowhere. What the hell causes that? That thought has been stashed in the "not useful" section of my brain for years and years, and today it just shows up out of nowhere. Maybe somewhere inside I needed a laugh and my mind went into the index and grabbed the first humourous memory it could find.
It obviously didn't look for the funniest memory, because that one isn't too near the top of the list.
The funniest memory I have is a single word: Rigid.
Just say it out loud, "rigid." That's some funny shit right there.
The funniest musical instrument is a rigid didgeridoo.
I am mentally unbalanced to a spectacular degree.
It must suck to be that woman.
Actually, that PSA and the thought of mine that followed it both happened around 10 years ago. It's funny how memories like that just pop up out of nowhere. What the hell causes that? That thought has been stashed in the "not useful" section of my brain for years and years, and today it just shows up out of nowhere. Maybe somewhere inside I needed a laugh and my mind went into the index and grabbed the first humourous memory it could find.
It obviously didn't look for the funniest memory, because that one isn't too near the top of the list.
The funniest memory I have is a single word: Rigid.
Just say it out loud, "rigid." That's some funny shit right there.
The funniest musical instrument is a rigid didgeridoo.
I am mentally unbalanced to a spectacular degree.