How are Fruity Pebbles good? They're a complete paradox. They violate one of the core rules of the modern world. Here, I'll quote it right out of the rulebook:
Rule 172.6a
TV/Movie Tie-ins are never good. Especially breakfast cereals. They are always inferior to similar products that were designed before or without a TV or movie deal.
Rule 172.6b
This also applies to video game tie-ins.
See? It's right there in black and white. It doesn't get any more clear than that. Remember that old cereal C3PO's? Terrible. The Pac-Man cereal? Even worse. Every single breakfast cereal that has ever existed that was based on a movie, TV show or video game has sucked - except Fruity Pebbles.
I can't believe the cereal has been around this long without causing a massive rift in the space/time continuum. Such things should not be allowed to exist.
Rule 172.6a
TV/Movie Tie-ins are never good. Especially breakfast cereals. They are always inferior to similar products that were designed before or without a TV or movie deal.
Rule 172.6b
This also applies to video game tie-ins.
See? It's right there in black and white. It doesn't get any more clear than that. Remember that old cereal C3PO's? Terrible. The Pac-Man cereal? Even worse. Every single breakfast cereal that has ever existed that was based on a movie, TV show or video game has sucked - except Fruity Pebbles.
I can't believe the cereal has been around this long without causing a massive rift in the space/time continuum. Such things should not be allowed to exist.
As for Fruity Pebbles, damned if I know. I've never eaten them. Fruit-flavored cereals are an abomination in the eyes of god, or if they aren't they definitely should be.
Aren't Cocoa Pebbles more popular, though? I remember in my college dorm cafeteria we had Cocoa Pebbles but not the fruity kind, evidently because the rainbow food coloring niche was already occupied by Froot Loops.