These are the kinds of drivers who need to be tossed into a car crusher:
The Left Lane Lurker - This is the guy (usually in a giant SUV with exceedingly bright headlights) who sits just behind you and to your left when there's absolutely no traffic. He speeds up when you do, and he slows down when you do, too. He doesn't want to be in front, but god forbid he actually get into the lane behind you and get his obnoxious headlights out of your side mirror. He should be stabbed. Repeatedly. In the face. With a hammer.
The Hurry Up And Wait Guy - This guy will come charging up behind you at 90 MPH and sit 3 inches from your rear bumper, but will not pass you despite ample room to do so in the left lane.
The Blocker - This guy is related to, and is often the same guy as the left lane lurker, but this time, instead of blinding you with his lights, he's blinding someone else while completely preventing you from passing in either lane. Often seen driving 45MPH in a 50, probably because the guy being blinded by his lights has slowed down in an attempt to make him pass, but he won't, because he's a fucking cunt.
One-Blink Willy - This guy will make his turn signal blink exactly one time once he's halfway through with his lane change. I don't care if you don't want to use your signal, but don't play the one-blink game.
Mister Four Wheel Drive - This guy seems to think his 4x4 makes him invincible to the weather. He doesn't realize that his car stops and turns with preciesly the same number of wheels as everybody else. Often seen upside down in the median during snow storms.
What kinds of drivers do you hate?
The Left Lane Lurker - This is the guy (usually in a giant SUV with exceedingly bright headlights) who sits just behind you and to your left when there's absolutely no traffic. He speeds up when you do, and he slows down when you do, too. He doesn't want to be in front, but god forbid he actually get into the lane behind you and get his obnoxious headlights out of your side mirror. He should be stabbed. Repeatedly. In the face. With a hammer.
The Hurry Up And Wait Guy - This guy will come charging up behind you at 90 MPH and sit 3 inches from your rear bumper, but will not pass you despite ample room to do so in the left lane.
The Blocker - This guy is related to, and is often the same guy as the left lane lurker, but this time, instead of blinding you with his lights, he's blinding someone else while completely preventing you from passing in either lane. Often seen driving 45MPH in a 50, probably because the guy being blinded by his lights has slowed down in an attempt to make him pass, but he won't, because he's a fucking cunt.
One-Blink Willy - This guy will make his turn signal blink exactly one time once he's halfway through with his lane change. I don't care if you don't want to use your signal, but don't play the one-blink game.
Mister Four Wheel Drive - This guy seems to think his 4x4 makes him invincible to the weather. He doesn't realize that his car stops and turns with preciesly the same number of wheels as everybody else. Often seen upside down in the median during snow storms.
What kinds of drivers do you hate?
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sarahjane:
i'm sad i have to get rid of the white, but it'll be better than spending my entire vacation in agony!
thursday:
well, it was a requirement to join the site.