New Jokes...High Hopes
Im singleand being single I find that its hard meeting other single girls that I find attractive. Thats why I always seem to be on the down low with some girl that already has a boyfriend. I mean Im in constant fear of getting punched in the face by some guy who Ive never met.
I want to meet a nice single girl, but its such a competition. As a single guy going after a single girl, youre competing against every other single guy, but as a single guy going after a girl thats already takenyoure just competing against her current boyfriend. Now, I still might not get the girlbut at least I came in second.
Another reason Im single is that I think Im an asshole. I mean Ive broken up with girls in November and then didnt get back together until after Valentines Dayall because I didnt want to go shopping.
Im 23, and my dad still keeps asking mewhat do you want to be when you grow up. And Im not sure if its parental concern, or the fact that Ive been in college for five years now. Its a 2-yr. Community College.
But he keeps asking so I tell him. I just want to be famous. And then I put my hand up cos I thought he was going to hit meand he did (but from the other side). Ok genius, how you think youre going to accomplish that.
I thought about becoming a rock star, but then I realized that Im not good looking enough to be on MTV unless I wanted to be a bass player. Plus, youd have to learn how to play an instrumentand with all my time surfing the web and playing Playstation who has time for that. Then theres the fact that I was the white kid always picked last in gym.
Thats why Im giving comedy a shot. Next time your watching Comedy Central at your housetake notice. Were not the most attractive people. I think this could workand if it doesnt. Well, then Im probably gonna go and kill some celebrities. At least that way my mom call tell people that she seen me on E!Entertainment Televison.
So I lost my cell phone recently. And what really sucked was that the night before, this girl had given me her number. Which was one thing, but then I seen her agin at the bar. Now, Im a jerk because I never called. Nows shes not gonna believe that I just lost her number like she hasnt heard that before.
So Im taking to her, and I finally convince that I want to see her again and convince her to give me her numberagain. And then I wait the required two day and thenI dont call her back. Because Im an asshole.
Im singleand being single I find that its hard meeting other single girls that I find attractive. Thats why I always seem to be on the down low with some girl that already has a boyfriend. I mean Im in constant fear of getting punched in the face by some guy who Ive never met.
I want to meet a nice single girl, but its such a competition. As a single guy going after a single girl, youre competing against every other single guy, but as a single guy going after a girl thats already takenyoure just competing against her current boyfriend. Now, I still might not get the girlbut at least I came in second.
Another reason Im single is that I think Im an asshole. I mean Ive broken up with girls in November and then didnt get back together until after Valentines Dayall because I didnt want to go shopping.
Im 23, and my dad still keeps asking mewhat do you want to be when you grow up. And Im not sure if its parental concern, or the fact that Ive been in college for five years now. Its a 2-yr. Community College.
But he keeps asking so I tell him. I just want to be famous. And then I put my hand up cos I thought he was going to hit meand he did (but from the other side). Ok genius, how you think youre going to accomplish that.
I thought about becoming a rock star, but then I realized that Im not good looking enough to be on MTV unless I wanted to be a bass player. Plus, youd have to learn how to play an instrumentand with all my time surfing the web and playing Playstation who has time for that. Then theres the fact that I was the white kid always picked last in gym.
Thats why Im giving comedy a shot. Next time your watching Comedy Central at your housetake notice. Were not the most attractive people. I think this could workand if it doesnt. Well, then Im probably gonna go and kill some celebrities. At least that way my mom call tell people that she seen me on E!Entertainment Televison.
So I lost my cell phone recently. And what really sucked was that the night before, this girl had given me her number. Which was one thing, but then I seen her agin at the bar. Now, Im a jerk because I never called. Nows shes not gonna believe that I just lost her number like she hasnt heard that before.
So Im taking to her, and I finally convince that I want to see her again and convince her to give me her numberagain. And then I wait the required two day and thenI dont call her back. Because Im an asshole.
Well I can say this about breaking up with girls before the hollidays and getting brack with them after... You must be wasting your time.with these girls. It will seem like a lifetime before you meet the right person but when it happens time accelerates.
take care.