Dear Klaus
My name is.... eh yeah Fat Dwarf I'm 4 feet tall and proud of it and I live life pushing around a dumpster filled with very valuable cans and every time I ask somebody for help all I get is a huge butt kicked and a bottle smashed on my head and this is starting to get real old. Like I was a school security guard and all those darn ever do is pick on me and make me feel like an idiot and don?t even get me started with the school system, I was even recorded for this movie called "Bums Fighting" which I never wanted to be part of and was the laughing stock of the city. I tell you Klaus I want you tell me how can a person like me ever get any respect.
Signed by yours truley Fat Dwarf
True respect is never achieved. It is only after we have died and been eaten by carrion that we are measured by our actions. For example, Thomas Jefferson was never respected until he fell into the Grand Canyon in 1826 and was eaten by vultures. Marlon Brando recently earned the respect of millions when he passed away and was eaten by lions. Mother Theresa was hated by half of the world until she died in a knife fight and was eaten by the Hamburglar.
You see, it is not how much respect you have while you are alive, it is what type of animal you are eaten by after you die.
-Klaus
Time left until my account is terminated - 35 days
My name is.... eh yeah Fat Dwarf I'm 4 feet tall and proud of it and I live life pushing around a dumpster filled with very valuable cans and every time I ask somebody for help all I get is a huge butt kicked and a bottle smashed on my head and this is starting to get real old. Like I was a school security guard and all those darn ever do is pick on me and make me feel like an idiot and don?t even get me started with the school system, I was even recorded for this movie called "Bums Fighting" which I never wanted to be part of and was the laughing stock of the city. I tell you Klaus I want you tell me how can a person like me ever get any respect.
Signed by yours truley Fat Dwarf
True respect is never achieved. It is only after we have died and been eaten by carrion that we are measured by our actions. For example, Thomas Jefferson was never respected until he fell into the Grand Canyon in 1826 and was eaten by vultures. Marlon Brando recently earned the respect of millions when he passed away and was eaten by lions. Mother Theresa was hated by half of the world until she died in a knife fight and was eaten by the Hamburglar.
You see, it is not how much respect you have while you are alive, it is what type of animal you are eaten by after you die.
-Klaus
Time left until my account is terminated - 35 days