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Things I learned on New Years Eve.

1. Dont let Bob over to your house. He will break your back window, spill wax all over your floor, puke in your hallway, bathroom floor, and on your porch

2. Don't let your friends girlfriend give you a lap dance. But if she does, don't stick money in her pants. Your friend won't like that

3. Derek still likes weiner

4. We now call Greg "Peaches"

5. Apparently Christine and I are dating

6. Cincinnati is much cooler than Findlay

7. Don't buy Camel "Buy One Get One Free" packs. There is a reason why they are very cheap

8. Matt Wolery's head is too big for "Happy New Years" party hats, so he must rip the back of them to make them fit.... Much funnier if you saw that one

9. Beer + Jello Shots + Jegar + Champagne + Purple Jesus = Hangover.

10. To get over said hangover, eat entire pizza and watch Dodgeball

11. Don't let Jeff wander over to another party so he can hit on some guys girlfriend and another guys fiance and almost get his ass beat.

12. Our little Craig is finally a man.

13. If I get drunk I will actually dance.


HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!