bradleyoliver

this is a mean, stubborn, immature blog
how man times has this happened to you:

aw, yes.....

sitting in my luxerious room, drinking sauvignon blanc, smoking some fine pot i bought the other day, watching arrested development episode #3: bringing up buster, talking to some random person on okcupid.com....

my s/n is Conradbirdo...
i have been on it for a year...
it is super lame....
the reason i joined it was because i wanted to do some more research, aka. stalking, on this girl i was long distance dating...
it was a fling...
3 month fling...
she lived in dallas...i lived in austin...
she acted...i sang and painted...

we didnt make it....too many strings attached to the wrong places

sum it up...she is getting married to some dallas dude and living in the suburbs outside of dallas...

poor her..
honestly.........

fuck

multitasking....mmmph....i think i can do about three more things...
drawing would work!
yay!

i went wheat pasting tonight!!!!! while walking the dogs....me and a small group went around the neighborhood, and tohr shit up!

but i dont feel like talking about that right now....
i am such a fucked up individual...i like having multiple things going on, while i am doing other things....
sometimes i have music playing while i have a tv show goin on, on the computer...and i try to write...
actually...excuse me...
see..
writing about that made me lose my attention...
that girl just IMed me on fag jam okcupid.com...wooo!!!
woo hoo!!!
fuck my face...fuck stupid internet bullshit

i feel so detached....
exspecially since i am drunk....
and stoned!!shit....

when i talk to most people i have never met on the internet...i feel like i dont have a face...
with older age...i feel like that in public situations....i am starting to care less and less.,...
fuck people...if they like ya...they will like ya...

it is weird...
i thought my days of not caring were far behind me...
but no sir! or ma'am....i still am trying to teach myself....

oh my god!

i can hear my room mate fucking our friend gwen in his room...
she sounds nice....
weird...
but yeah...he is leaving to mexico for like a week and a half...
<----jealous!! =)

but yeah...
he is going with his sisters and his mom...
and they are going on a spiritual journey...and they are taking mesculine.....
and the whole time they are there, in this special city village...they cant touch themselves or no one...

dude...

i have to pee!!!!!

be right back!


ok...i just turned on the "air out" fan in my bathroom, so i can drown out the sounds of sex in my roomates room...

it is weird listening to people having sex...
you either get horny, or really really pissed....haha....

wine....

delicious!!!

i talked to my mom today....
i hate how mean i can be to her...
she is so nice...
but she feeds that bible shit down my throat.....
and she doestn knowhow man i am


hahahahahahahahahahahaha


man....
far from it....

fuck!!!!!
look at my hairy dripping semen dick and balls and my desire to take...

does that make me a man

getting off, rock and roll???
haha...fuck every thing...

rock and roll is a fragment of fragments of sub cultural genres that different gernerations can't agree on, or get....


yay!

pizza!
pizza can suck a dick too!

yes, that is right....
pizza...

the best fruit in the world...

man....fucking is fun right?

can you figure out which person is the one that you want to fuck for the rest of you life???????

i bet they are "different," "smart," and "disgustingly beautiful"????
yeah....to your standards....

standards
american standards
mexican standards
canadian standards
modern standards
scientific standards
sick standards
my butt standards
my rapping ability standards
my ice fishing standards
my patio samba dancing standards
my hot dog eating standards
my getting into a good law firm standards
my getting an education so i can learn how to read standards
my fuck you cause you are the dumbest mother fucker i have ever seeen on this earth cause you look so different, with you little tie, and your dumb horns, and that 3rd eye you got right next to your nose, and you are trying to tell my it is not there, but really....it is really there...
my trying to be so different that you can basically make yourself insane by trying and failing and trying and failing and succeedding and shooting people with paint ball guns off your second balcony cause you are mathew rodriguez and you are an artist so you can do that shit????

fuck a fuck a me a duck duck, don' you think think?

wow...
it is so weird, cause i just finished with that rant..and now i have found jesus...in my urethra ....

mmph...

he is embodied in my semen...
floatin around, like..."hey brad, your semen are way cool, i think i am going to hang out here in your galaxy pool of man sauce."

and i am like

"that's cool jesus, jizz is for everyone"

this is an unconcetrated mess...

fuck you














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fyck

fyck you buddy!

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seriously, i am so glad sxsw is over...

...wheat pasting pictures soon!!!

love!

DARM
DARM

-bradleyoliver

ps. have been rocking the side ponytail this last month, and i love it!!