currently listening to no knife: fire in the city of automatons
it is a fucking classic...
if you don't own it, then you are a "faggot!"
haha...
sorry...
i normally don't condone the use of the word faggot
and of course i was just fucking joking pah-hu-see... =)
but the only reason i used that word...
was because i saw an awesome emo vs. hardcore dude fight last night at the bridge party...
it was very highschool...
lamo...
someone stepped on someone, and then the drunk emo kids started talking trash
and then the big skin head hardcore dudes where like "wtf?"
and one just slapped him in the face, all hardcore! haha...it was funny...
then this whole fight broke out, along with a bunch of chantings...
i think i was pretending to be the emo boy, and i was yelling "ya fuckn fagot. ya fuckn faggot! i'm gonna cry and listen to my sunny day real estate records!"
i only make fun, cause i went through that phaze...and it is totally fag gay lame....
(offensive)...still in that phaze....
anyways...(stoned rant)
the best part about the whole thing was...the fight ended with the crowd chanting:
"RU-FI-O..RU-FI-O"
and then i started chanting
"run home jack, run home jack!"
but that one didn't pick up quite as easily...
i want sxsw to be over...damn hipster spring break.....it is fun at first...
i like playing the game, "find you"
cajah i think i have seen like 2 of you...
i have seen like 3 diegos
a couple of me's....
and the other game to play is, if you dont have a fixed gear then you're a loser
haha...
it is retarded...
so far i have seen no kids, no age, abe vigoda, japanther, marnie stern, and the rest i cant think of...
i have been drinking a lot...and walking....and wearing short shorts =) haha...
i saw a dancing taco today out side of taco bell coming home today....
it is like i am in an awesome surreal world.....it was pretty cool.....
mmm...taco...i might just go to riverside to get me some el taquito....mmmph..
there is this place here that lightly browns the cheese in your little tacos,
and they are call gringas! mmmm...my friend Avril broke up with her girlfriend the other day, and i helped cheer her up by getting drunk, going wheat pasting with her, and then taking her out to get one of those tacos....
orgasm, seriously.....
cilantro, orgasm, trompo, lightly browned cheese, seriously......
FYI:
my roommate was telling me, that in mexico, some men refer to womens vaginas as hamburguesa, which is hamburger in spanish, duh....
and i found it funny, cause american's are always refering to vags as pink tacos...
i think there are more nicknames for pussys, than there are for dicks...but that can be argued...
(side note: how do you say hamburger in other languages you know?)
he told me all of this on our recent trip to south padre island, before all the frattys flew in for spring break....
me, bekah, him, and arron had a crazy time....
mass eating, smoking.....and topped off with debaucherous drinking in the sand...(Sp?)
and now i bring you pictures from the trip
aaron
diego
bekah
buttdick
abe vigoda:
keppa:
erica and ashley:
reason for going to hawaii:
that and to visit one of my BFFs OMG STFU FTW!
DARM
DARM?
DARM
DARM!
it is a fucking classic...
if you don't own it, then you are a "faggot!"
haha...
sorry...
i normally don't condone the use of the word faggot
and of course i was just fucking joking pah-hu-see... =)
but the only reason i used that word...
was because i saw an awesome emo vs. hardcore dude fight last night at the bridge party...
it was very highschool...
lamo...
someone stepped on someone, and then the drunk emo kids started talking trash
and then the big skin head hardcore dudes where like "wtf?"
and one just slapped him in the face, all hardcore! haha...it was funny...
then this whole fight broke out, along with a bunch of chantings...
i think i was pretending to be the emo boy, and i was yelling "ya fuckn fagot. ya fuckn faggot! i'm gonna cry and listen to my sunny day real estate records!"
i only make fun, cause i went through that phaze...and it is totally fag gay lame....
(offensive)...still in that phaze....
anyways...(stoned rant)
the best part about the whole thing was...the fight ended with the crowd chanting:
"RU-FI-O..RU-FI-O"
and then i started chanting
"run home jack, run home jack!"
but that one didn't pick up quite as easily...
i want sxsw to be over...damn hipster spring break.....it is fun at first...
i like playing the game, "find you"
cajah i think i have seen like 2 of you...
i have seen like 3 diegos
a couple of me's....
and the other game to play is, if you dont have a fixed gear then you're a loser
haha...
it is retarded...
so far i have seen no kids, no age, abe vigoda, japanther, marnie stern, and the rest i cant think of...
i have been drinking a lot...and walking....and wearing short shorts =) haha...
i saw a dancing taco today out side of taco bell coming home today....
it is like i am in an awesome surreal world.....it was pretty cool.....
mmm...taco...i might just go to riverside to get me some el taquito....mmmph..
there is this place here that lightly browns the cheese in your little tacos,
and they are call gringas! mmmm...my friend Avril broke up with her girlfriend the other day, and i helped cheer her up by getting drunk, going wheat pasting with her, and then taking her out to get one of those tacos....
orgasm, seriously.....
cilantro, orgasm, trompo, lightly browned cheese, seriously......
FYI:
my roommate was telling me, that in mexico, some men refer to womens vaginas as hamburguesa, which is hamburger in spanish, duh....
and i found it funny, cause american's are always refering to vags as pink tacos...
i think there are more nicknames for pussys, than there are for dicks...but that can be argued...
(side note: how do you say hamburger in other languages you know?)
he told me all of this on our recent trip to south padre island, before all the frattys flew in for spring break....
me, bekah, him, and arron had a crazy time....
mass eating, smoking.....and topped off with debaucherous drinking in the sand...(Sp?)
and now i bring you pictures from the trip
aaron
diego
bekah
buttdick
abe vigoda:
keppa:
erica and ashley:
reason for going to hawaii:
that and to visit one of my BFFs OMG STFU FTW!
DARM
DARM?
DARM
DARM!
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i got so fucked up on valium and rum last night. i would be worried for myself but i was safe inside my suburban home, so it's ok, right? not like i was snorting cocaine off a hookers asshole in an alley.
i'm going crazy, bradley. no sex and no hot makeout sessions makes roc go something something.
everybody says... "oh just go buy a vibrator." oh yeah?? how bout you go fuck yourself for years on end? i'll donate you my vibrators. i have one in every color. bitches.
there aren't even cute boys around me. except my new beefcake neighbor who tries to seduce me with his topless sweaty truck washing episodes. but, he has a wife. and i like her.
booo. i'm sad. save me.
have 'shrooms when i see you... we need to mindmelt.
good work.
cheers.