bradley27

Remember how i said i kicked my ass drinking the other nigtht so here is the rest of the story. Well when i get really drunk for some reason I like to get naked so I was dared and given some money to go streaking well while i was running a cop turned on his lights so I was running down the sidewalk and I saw this fence and it happened to be a barb wire fence so when i put my hand on top it cut my hand and when i tried to jump over it i cut my side alll up but the best part was I got away from the cop but i was naked for a lot longer than i expected. By the way I love being naked and it was great running butt ass naked away from the cops!

P.S.- I find it really funny too!