happy new year everyone. really hope it's better than last year. never is tho, is it ? just another year older an a bunch of resolutions that you'll never keep.
Give up smokin - forget about it.
loose weight - forget about it.
drink less - forget about it.
Fall in love with someone who loves you back the same amount. - never gonna happen.
etc etc etc.
my resolutions this year will be
- smoke more - kept that one.
Drink more - easy.
Put on weight weight - try an stop me.
Fall in love - shit, so easy can do it standin on my elbows. Im a pisces. every 3 seconds or less.
Anyway, vegas was cool. stood next to international starlet Kate Winslet and her renowned director husband Sam Mendes at immigration. Both really small in real life. but sexy.
Saw the Hilton sisters at Caesers. both quite ugly. Also saw Stevie Wonder. He never saw me tho. Huge possie however. loads of black guys in FUR coats. Yes FUR coats. not cool.
"I just called, to slaughter loads of poor furry animals"
hope you lost all you money, murderer.
He didn't.
Some guy did tho. Lost a cool million on new years eve. My friend Tony the blackjack dealer told me so.
Can you belive that? 1 fuckin million dollars. I was nearly killin my self when i lost 1 hundred. jeeze.
Take it easy, you sexy sexy bunch of, err sexy people.
Give up smokin - forget about it.
loose weight - forget about it.
drink less - forget about it.
Fall in love with someone who loves you back the same amount. - never gonna happen.
etc etc etc.
my resolutions this year will be
- smoke more - kept that one.
Drink more - easy.
Put on weight weight - try an stop me.
Fall in love - shit, so easy can do it standin on my elbows. Im a pisces. every 3 seconds or less.
Anyway, vegas was cool. stood next to international starlet Kate Winslet and her renowned director husband Sam Mendes at immigration. Both really small in real life. but sexy.
Saw the Hilton sisters at Caesers. both quite ugly. Also saw Stevie Wonder. He never saw me tho. Huge possie however. loads of black guys in FUR coats. Yes FUR coats. not cool.
"I just called, to slaughter loads of poor furry animals"
hope you lost all you money, murderer.
He didn't.
Some guy did tho. Lost a cool million on new years eve. My friend Tony the blackjack dealer told me so.
Can you belive that? 1 fuckin million dollars. I was nearly killin my self when i lost 1 hundred. jeeze.
Take it easy, you sexy sexy bunch of, err sexy people.