I sent out 14 submission this week. M. got a bike and I want one. I saw part of frigga's boob. My day has been lovely. I book marked my favorite Brautigan pages. Did the dishes. Made lunch. Forgot to Shower. Ate gummi cherries. Smoked a few cigarettes and drank Pepsi. I am part of the "next" generation. It is full of sluts and pillow humpers. I enjoy describing the tedium of my life. I too need friends. Be my friend. 
gobuildinhell:
Brien, you couldnt be any better if you tried. I guess the fact that you dont makes it REALLY cool. anyways, i am more than happy to help you find a bike. You are one of the best, the rare, the smart, the sensible, the one who has EVERYTHING under wraps, and just doesnt know it yet. You are lucky.