Tuesday Dec 17, 2002

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I have an obsession.

Ingrained.

Fused into my brain.

I can't let it go
and it won't let go of me.

I could reveal it, but that could prove to be disastrous.
I'm talking the universe collapsing here.

It's all part of the obsession.

And you? How vague can you be today?



[ now playing: Suicide - "Cheree" ]
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johncocktoastin:
wink
jjay:
ouch it hit my head....damn freakin universe falling from the sky...they just don't make universes the way they used to!

Monday Dec 16, 2002

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Her life would be a misery if she didn't have her magic rope.

How amusing.

How trite.

I saw it in a cartoon once--No, no, no!
Listen. This was a godsend.

She couldn't explain where it came from. It first appeared in the first grade. It dropped from the sky along the patch of woods behind the playground just beyond the swings. She had been...
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_michael:
ah, you reminded me...
myngus:
i have a rope like that
it is made out of hemp
my rain wish came true
melrose is flooded and now all the expensive knock-offs will smell like mildew
good writing there boxman

Monday Dec 16, 2002

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Her life would be a misery if she didn't have her magic rope.

How amusing.

How trite.

I saw it in a cartoon once--No, no, no!
Listen. This was a godsend.

She couldn't explain where it came from. It first appeared in the first grade. It dropped from the sky along the patch of woods behind the playground just beyond the swings. She had been...
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earplug6947:
did you rescreen _heavenly creatures_ recently?
i feel like we met inside that movie once.
earplug6947:
robot

Saturday Dec 14, 2002

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We sat on damp and tattered lawn chairs out on the rotting patio sipping watered down red wine under a deep yellow sky. Our clothes were soaked through front to back. We didn't care much. The ferns and small palm trees I had planted in various pots either had been knocked down or blown apart by the winds. The glass table was still there in...
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earplug6947:
are you an early riser?!?!
earplug6947:
mmm

Friday Dec 13, 2002

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I'm led to believe that clapping in a song can sometimes make a song that much better.

Can anyone think of examples that would prove this to be true?


If not, feel free to pee here. I need all the warmth I can get tonight (brrr...).

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spankenstein:
*puts bongo's down and snaps fingers*
tic_tac_toe:
I know that the Hokey Pokey sure wouldn't be the same without the clapping...

that's what it's all about.

Thursday Dec 12, 2002

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Lazy, lazy day...

My opossum friend was sick with dysentery. The night before he tried to convince me he was a vampire. He went and found a gallon of pig's blood and guzzled it down. I don't know where he got it, but he found a gallon of it somewhere at 4 in the morning and in less than a half hour's time. I said...
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nugget:
*takes deep breath*

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now you should be worried.
jupiter6:
just wait for the wind reunion tour... you won't know what the fuck hit you!

Thursday Dec 12, 2002

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"I was all dressed up like Elvis from HELL! HELL!"






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loathingmypurity:
elvis is good. hell is better.
loathingmypurity:
To pickle an icicle, would be to have a froze prick.
You'd be caught like a tongue, had you given it a lick.

Wednesday Dec 11, 2002

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A voice sizzled and bubbled out of the furthest depths of the sea and burst in a vaporized cloud over the rugged little fishing boat of Aurelio Miletti, who was still shaving, cream caked on one side of his bristled face, the other side glazed and wet, when he stormed out to see what was the matter and found himself enveloped in a metallic mist...
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earplug6947:
i find some comfort in that you are up right now too.
robosushi:
ha, actually its usually the opposite with me... I usually have lots of things going on, then when I go to put it in a journal, I cant forget everything

Tuesday Dec 10, 2002

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I am going to kill you




tick tock

tick tock

tick tock



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uswer8024082082084:
oh no
oh alright
that means you have the fellini funeral all ready for me?
uswer8024082082084:
oh no
oh alright
that means you have the fellini funeral all ready for me?

Monday Dec 09, 2002

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John the retard, who rode a three-wheeled bike with a broken bat in the metal basket, passed by a bunch of us kids along the river bank...

It was a miserable day. Nothing special: hot and humid like every day that summer. We were delirious and bored to death. We'd spent the whole day riding around our bikes in hopes that a breeze or gust...
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earplug6947:
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
I always get in trouble when you bring it round
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay it down.
I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin'
Down the proud highway
Yeah, I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin'
Down the proud highway
And as long as I keep movin'
I won't need a place to stay.

Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
I always get in trouble when you bring that round
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay it down.

Well I'm here to deliver
I hope you can read my mail
I just escaped last night
From the memory county jail
I see your box is open
And you flag is up
My message is ready
If there's time enough.

Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
I always get in trouble when you bring it round
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay it down.
tic_tac_toe:
I have a feeling there could be another fight very soon over who is the boxman's best friend...

So the town's id was unwittingly killed by its ego, but not without some guilt and shame, ultimately creating a superego. Everyone learned something that day. Or not. Did you grow up in Xenia, Ohio?
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