boxterjulep

"Sit down with me and have a gerbil ale on me."

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"gerbil cider? so be it. You watch gerbilvision much? There's a gerbilgram that's called the 700 gerbils. Gerbilled up gerbilganda, mate. Gerbil me a riddle sometime gerbil mate. I'll show you a gerbil who gerbilled unsuspecting gerbilettes in their gerbil chutes and gerbilized the gerbil populace with gerbil lies and gerbilly gerbilled all the gerbilsexuals gerbiliceciously with little gerbil remorse. Gerbil who, you say? Let's just say certain gerbiloids started gerbilling the truth and gerbilaining that Richard Gere had something to do with the gerbilization of a gerbilless society. Now that's all anyone talks about. Praise gerbils! I have gerbils all up inside me! Amen! to hell with gerbils. The gerbilation needs to stop. Right now the gerbilment of Gerbilopolis are working hard to end gerbilism. It's a global gerbilicis. We have to stop gerbils at once or lose our gerbildom. human kind cannot stand back and watch gerbil kind take over. Do you risk gerbilocracy? i really don't think so, mate."

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"Have you ever been gerbilled up the gerbilus by a crazed gerbil? Hurts like a gerbil fucker, let me tell you..."


{thinking midwest, G N' R, Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her) }