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Saturday Nov 30, 2002

Nov 30, 2002
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This land is built on the back of a salmon. I'm convinced of this. I've heard stories and I believe every single one.

There's also a bear in charge that roams around this land. I wouldn't mess with him. Stay clear.

Today I will ride on the back of a turtle. Need to venture out a little, explore.

Tonight I shall return in good spirits or in shambles.

Fingers crossed for good spirits.

If it's the latter, I will be calling my opossum friend and we will wander into the night and play dead in the streets.
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baphomatic:
YOU SAID:
and I quote,
"knock, knock
who's there?
r kelly
r kelly who
r kelly who pee'd on you
again you filthy little yellow fire hydrant!"

Does the retort suggest that the interloper is R Kelly himself, who has peed upon the unwitting recipient of the joke, or does it pose the question to R. Kelly himself, as to his own experience of urination recievership, possibly in early adolescense or in a past life. Or what if R Kelly's urine was knock on the door, sort of like the water creatures from the film Abyss, which also denotes Ed Harris' "water sports" fetishism, so he peed on Jim Carey, who in turn, traded spots with the salmon who bit me.
Dec 1, 2002
kamikazepilotgea:
marshmellow head today...but at least I have great eyebrows ;S
Dec 1, 2002

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