Micky and Ratchet McSatchel stood near an embankment looking at the half eaten body of Fat Flabby Annie. With only moonlight above them, they could still tell it was her. One good thing about tattoos, they thought. They remarked how it was odd that she should be here when they thought she had moved to Sioux City Iowa sometime in April with her girlfriend Midge.
"Didn't you date her sister Flo?"
"No, that was Annabelle. Flo was Gretchen's cousin."
"Oh."
"She was such a cunt."
A cricket hopped on Annie's tummy.
They stood there for a while.
"Didn't you date her sister Flo?"
"No, that was Annabelle. Flo was Gretchen's cousin."
"Oh."
"She was such a cunt."
A cricket hopped on Annie's tummy.
They stood there for a while.
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dia:
I shall play the part of Jill, thank you. *curtesys* and runs off with the Academy Award, before anyone realizes this egregious mistake.
earplug6947:
what's your take on grandaddy?