My back is killing me!
I spent the whole day meeting people in anywhere from stuffy, quiet, windowless rooms with dim fluorescent lights to heat lamp flooded coffee shops with loud obnoxious people on cell phones. In each location all I did was sit, and sitting is something i'm not good at. You should see me shift and squirm in a chair.
It must be painful just to witness my crooked spine worm dance. Up, down, sideways, leg crossed over this leg, than that leg crossed over the other, lean forward, lean back, slouch down, down, and almost off the chair, but rescue myself right before the drop.
If it's a stool I tend to do this strange sitting and standing position. Almost like a flamingo. Awkward to do and I can only maintain the pose for about 2 minutes max. After that I'll do the looks like he's sitting but surprise! his feet are on the ground, his lazy ass braced against the seat. I'm a figgity freak. Those aren't calesthenics he's doing, he's just weird.
my stomach is GROWLING!
Memory check: did I eat today? NO! Unless you count that cup of cookies n cream ice cream I had in the AM's.
I'm losing it...head, light, eyes, heavy, teeth, gritty, neck, kinked, spine, twisted, stomach, pain, legs, sore, feet, swollen...on and on my ailments go.
But I can't complain!
"Cheer up! All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases! It's all frightfully romantic!"
it's on: High School Confidential - Jerry Lee Lewis
I spent the whole day meeting people in anywhere from stuffy, quiet, windowless rooms with dim fluorescent lights to heat lamp flooded coffee shops with loud obnoxious people on cell phones. In each location all I did was sit, and sitting is something i'm not good at. You should see me shift and squirm in a chair.
It must be painful just to witness my crooked spine worm dance. Up, down, sideways, leg crossed over this leg, than that leg crossed over the other, lean forward, lean back, slouch down, down, and almost off the chair, but rescue myself right before the drop.
If it's a stool I tend to do this strange sitting and standing position. Almost like a flamingo. Awkward to do and I can only maintain the pose for about 2 minutes max. After that I'll do the looks like he's sitting but surprise! his feet are on the ground, his lazy ass braced against the seat. I'm a figgity freak. Those aren't calesthenics he's doing, he's just weird.
my stomach is GROWLING!
Memory check: did I eat today? NO! Unless you count that cup of cookies n cream ice cream I had in the AM's.
I'm losing it...head, light, eyes, heavy, teeth, gritty, neck, kinked, spine, twisted, stomach, pain, legs, sore, feet, swollen...on and on my ailments go.
But I can't complain!
"Cheer up! All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases! It's all frightfully romantic!"
it's on: High School Confidential - Jerry Lee Lewis
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nisi:
you like roman polanski? i didn' t think anyone had seen Repulsion, i love that movie. thanks for reminding me. mate is good too, licorice chews can substatute. you know the ones in the box with the panda on the front? have at 'em.
nisi:
i spelled substatute wrong didn't i. ESL ... it is, substitute.