My brain is jelly, maybe boysenberry. Feel free to crack the top of my head open and take a dip. Spread that sticky stuff around. Use a dull knife. I'm sensitive, you know. Or better yet, use a spoon. It's much gentler on me as I am gentle too. Gentle Jim. Slim Jim. Nonono! Don't bite me! Don't bite me!
Hey, how did Selma Hayek get my email address? Apparently she wanted my answer to the question "Why do you want 4 hot asian girls?" Oh god, did I make some type of comment to her I can't recall? Was I drunk? Is 4 too much? But then I see I it was only another ploy to get me to read this:
"Your ask me, why i send this message to you? Becouse im know, what you need!"
Should I read that in a mock Asian voice? I can do that, you know. I'm a mimic. Yes, a giant cockroach that devours human flesh. I'm evolving. Give me time. I may grow on you someday, and then eat you. You don't mind, do you? It's all in jest, I assure you.
*cloK*
Hey, how did Selma Hayek get my email address? Apparently she wanted my answer to the question "Why do you want 4 hot asian girls?" Oh god, did I make some type of comment to her I can't recall? Was I drunk? Is 4 too much? But then I see I it was only another ploy to get me to read this:
"Your ask me, why i send this message to you? Becouse im know, what you need!"
Should I read that in a mock Asian voice? I can do that, you know. I'm a mimic. Yes, a giant cockroach that devours human flesh. I'm evolving. Give me time. I may grow on you someday, and then eat you. You don't mind, do you? It's all in jest, I assure you.
*cloK*
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Sambal Olek very hot, you round eye, it burn your tongue
This shit is no fun.
Please don't die, Rhia
Not here in this Karmann Ghia.
Never eat at a place in LA with a 'C' rating.
Food poisioning is quite degrading.