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he says to himself, uh huh...


I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I wanna be the air for you
I'll be there for you

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jjay:
I'll eat my meat rare for you.
I'll pay the bus fair for you.
I'll give up my chair for you.
I'll cut my hair for you.
I'll kill the mayor for you.
I'll perform any dare for you.

I'll stop
debrajean:
My new thing is joining lj communitys! Check out this one.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=sopretentious
I found it when I was looking to see whom else liked pate.
I'm out the door, but my scedule is night agin so....
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"Make it three yards, motherfucker, and we'll have ourselves an automobile race."

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baphomatic:
you'll have to try different it another thing or instead else or it in for going, so its stationed next to it is gone is at its own good, let up, cause you want it.
jovanka:
Isn't it 3000 yards? 3 yards is hardly a race. wink
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who's that caddy over there?...


Last night as I slept I breathed in so much heavy smoke and sulfurous dust particles and assorted dead human skin cells, a new life form begin to grow inside of me. Not cancer, I'm saying another living being.

Today the doctor says to me, "listen son, I believe you have something called George living in your lungs."
"No fuckin'...
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echobunny:
my man, pots and pans....
you don't own a pirate jacket do you (a la' adam ant)?
penelopelee:
he did a jig for you? request BREAKDANCING next time.
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Spent Friday and Saturday on Radioactive Island with my friends Gojiro and Komodo. One is a giant lizard, the other is the world-famous Coma Boy. Shits and giggles. We passed the time beautifully.

It was then odd to end up at another place Sunday morning, completely unrelated, a back country road fourteen miles from a main road. Coyote Hills I think they call it. Flat...
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thirtyseven:
well i guess that's why they call it the blues
time on my hands
will be time spent with you
lovin like children
livin like lovers
under the covers
penelopelee:
correction: she can't leave MY bed.


okay. i'm lying. she's leaving for cali on the morrow.
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I wish I had had my camera ready for a photo op of scraping live mice off the kitchen floor. Kind of got into the spirit and forgot. With a flashlight we looked under the broiler. What we thought was a nest was actually a trap: mouse trap. It was not of our own doing. Something greasy, goo, an oily mess had become a potent...
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fillerbunny:

oh please tell me that was just one of your stories and not something that really happened.

::wipes tear in memory of mice::

Oh that's so wrong...

tororo:
"le stagioni in citta" (the seasons in the city) was the subtitle for Calvino's "Marcovaldo". Did you read it? If you liked "if on a winter's night a traveler" you should. These little moralities are mostly about little human mice trapped in various sorts of human-sized gluetraps.
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I want it.

like Romeo & Juliet.

No shit.

Destructive.

The most powerful.

Chaotic, all or nothing.
I don't want to work it out.
This is neither a job or a task.
It is and it CLICKS
it's what I yearn for and want.

No second guessing.
We die.
then that's fine.
The rest can say what they want.
it was a tragedy,
it was...
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kid_607_evil_ins:
a double....a twin....gyoza...tokyo

*puts on minimal beat with 1200 sounds percolating*

[Edited on Jan 04, 2003]
linz:
actually...i was thinking more along the lines of a penis..but..that will do.
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There are some places in this world that deep down I wouldn't mind seeing blown up. Anything from countries to cities to neighborhoods. I won't name names. If you live there you know you want it to be blown up too. The so-called "innocent" people and all blown up in those places as well. Why not? If I was there I'd say 'fuckinaye'.

I want...
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throatneedle:
My ass is burning and I need some Preperation H
Happy New Years!
amina:
good idea but...what if someone took one of your bombs and blew up your city. that could be a problem.
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Favorite pastime when I might even have other things to chew on: biting my fingers. I don't just bite them, I tear the hangnails up and away from the base of the fingernails. I do this in public and it must look disgusting.
Naturally, after a shower it's much easier to peel the skin off with my teeth and it has has a cleaner taste...
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jupiter6:
you mess with east timor, you mess with my posse!
myownbrain:
you have really good hair
I have a friend ( thetv smashing chick) who is also into biting her nails to an insane degree....
I wouldnt tell you to fuck directly off...not unless you pissed me off somehow, but I dont see how you could.
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Often times in winter I'd find myself in a field littered with the stumps of corn stalks sticking out of the snow. They were like faded gold daggers that you didn't want to trip and get yourself impaled on. Walk steady, walk carefully. Out there the only living thing I'd see might be an occasional red fox off to hunt for the rabbits now turned...
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tib0r:

ask your imaginary friend to suck on that finger for you. *betterthanbandaids*

nudwig:
ahh yes, I see what ya mean. Well, I suppose that it is somewhat of a guilty pleasure for me also to inspect boogers after they're mined
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My eyes were all dry this morning in anticipation.
All I wanted for xmas was to have my eyeballs licked.

I got my wish.
I hope you got yours too.

meanwhile...
the egg nog is hot.
the rum is even hotter.
keep refillin' until we're all on fire.

Come.
Come stay a while.

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n:
your profile pic reminds me of Tim, the creator of the Martian cream cheese concotion.

Now you've got me fixated on eyeball-licking. i think i'm going to try that sometime...*carefully* of course so no one goes blind whatever
clitilda:
it must be the holidays, 'cause that profile pic ain't changing