i can't believe i just worked harry potter night at barnes and noble. i feel like i need therapy after that. holy shit man, thank god i have a behemoth for a boyfriend who served as a bouncer at the front door. we reached the fire code safety capacity and could only let people in as people left. i met more asshats than i have ever met in my life. imagine a barnes and noble full of every soccer mom on the planet and they are all competing for donated kidneys for their kids...that's what it was like. 
WOW I thought only my family used that word!!