boredinlevittown

you may or may nor remember me reporting on the plight of my beloved whip, "tHe BeAst".well, she's done for, the oil leak has reached critical mass, and with the condition she's in, it wouldn't even be worth fixin'. ive alraedy paid for it 1 and a half times in the amount of money iv'e spent on repairs. its time for a new whip. she will be surely missed by all who have ridden her. (wipes a tear from his eye)