boredinlevittown

BORED! BORED! BORED!
rubbing my right hand raw!
BORED! BORED! BORED!
some cock punched me in the jaw!
BORED! BORED! BORED!
my throat hurts im so sick!
BORED! BORED! BORED!
THE WORLD CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!

-the preceeding bit of prose is based on the previous three days of my life and is my very first poem. yay for me!!!

duh, hi everybody!!! not that anyone actually reads this. anyway lotsa shits happened in the two months since i last updated this mutha, but im too lazy to list them.not much eally goin down right now except for this hmassive sickness that has befallen me. whatever. and here i thought i had good karma. i cant eat, i cant smoke ciggerettes, my mouth tastes like...
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well its bin a while since i done this! anyway, oddly enough, shits goin pretty good! got me a new interes in the female companionship department, and things are goind as close to plan as can be hoped. it rules! im actually somewhat happy for once!!!

well, it appears my incredible stream of bad luck is well intact. after a $150 speeding ticket on thursday, ive just recieved a nice $300 public indecency fine. honestly, how many ofyou have taken a piss in an alley after a nite at the bar? apperently thats bad!!

love,
your buddy joe

mother fucker!! i just got a speeding ticket! on 278 in staten island none the less! words cannot express the seething hatred i have new york now. i mean, ive always hated the place, but now, fuck! jesus christ! fuckin people do a million goddamned miles an hour on that piece a shit highway and i get a goddamned 140 dollar ticket for doin' 70....
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well, thankfully, im out of my annual bout of depression. back like scoliosis! anyway, alot has happened lately, well, not really, but so little happens around here that it seems like a lot. me and the fellas went to see our pal monkia this weekend up in kutztown. had a bit a' the ole' drunkendebauch. good times! now that i think about it, not much...
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well, as reported earlier, he beast is dead. although she can never be replaced, the new ride is a big ass child molester-type van. its pretty sweet. on a lighter note, i think i have appendicitis. it's fuckin awsome! everytime i move my abdomen or legs i get this great stabbing sensation just above and to the right of my junk, and every time i...
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you may or may nor remember me reporting on the plight of my beloved whip, "tHe BeAst".well, she's done for, the oil leak has reached critical mass, and with the condition she's in, it wouldn't even be worth fixin'. ive alraedy paid for it 1 and a half times in the amount of money iv'e spent on repairs. its time for a new whip. she...
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aint that some shit. i actually had a damn good weekend. unfortunatly it had to be in nyc and north jersey. oh well. 2 great shows, getting stupid drunk, seeing great bands, seeing friends i havent seen in a long time. good times! oh, hope everbody had a great VD. huh huh, vd

well, hear comes another valentine's day and me without a sweetie, again. someday ill learn what its like to get a valentine from and for someone other than my mom. fuckin christ, im startin to sound like those emo pussies. somethin' must be done!! but enough bitching.in other news, i got some new ink the other day, and for the record, it really sux getting...
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'nother day(night), 'nother night of puttin around nyc in my dying gmc, nother paycheck, nother hour and a half drive home wishin' i had more cd's or could fall in love with a girl who is ATTAINABLE, or maybe just that caz lived hear and not there. fuckin' christ! this is fucking ridiculous! why do i bitch about this? why dont i do something?!!? what...
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does it mean im a loser if i pine and pine over a girl i have no chance of making a relationship with? christ ive bin thinkin about caz so much that im nearly in tears. what am i, some goofy ass emo kid? jesus fuckin christ, i go on vacation to get shit off my mind and just while out and what happens? i...
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