why in the fuck have people tried to tell me what to do with my life lately when they really should be working on their own shit? person #1 would be my best friend's dumbfuck husband. he is pretty much a loser and would be dead from meth if he had not met and married my best friend 10 years ago. he has gotten fired from his last two jobs for sexual harrassment AND my best friend recently found out he has been cheating on her for several months. for some reason he called me the other day and told me that i drink too much and i am ruining my life. out of the fucking blue..... person #2 would be a good friend of mine that lives in california. he felt the need to call me last night and tell me that i should move to california because austin sucks and i am wasting my life by staying here. he was shitcanned drunk at the time and is a slave to his job, so fuck his opinion. do i have a sign on my forehead that says "please try to piss me off"? no wonder i drink..........
ok, i feel better now (opens new beer)
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walker:
I'm saving AA for when I'm in my mid 40's.
blindside:
whats wrong with being a dirty bitch?