Dear Garbage Witch,
I hate you and I hope you die. Anyway, I'm a foreign person. The white skin should have given it away. I know you love your garbage, and you enjoy your job frolicking in garbage. I've tried to be reasonably responsible in terms of how I've dealt with my garbage. I've seperated my plastics, my glass, and my metals, and placed them in the appropriate dumpsters. As well as that, I've also purchased the ludicrously overpriced special garbage bags for disposing of garbage.
I really think I've made an effort. I'm sorry I didn't understand the rules, but can you not give me allowances for being a dumb foreigner? No? Well, FUCK YOU.
Today I dumped my (no plastic, metal or glass) garbage off in the rubbish dumping place, in the special super expensive garbage bags. I saw you loitering in the trash, so I walked off briskly. Then I heard you yelling at me, so I walked a little faster. You're like 79 years old so I thought you wouldn't catch me. You screamed and screached and cast hexes on me like a bitch witch on crack. I almost broke into a run.. but then.. I felt the vice like grip of of the garbage bitch (you) on my hand. I said "Mullayo mullayo" [polite I dunno what you're chattin about 'ho]. I removed your fingers, but then you screached louder and summoned the evil garbage man to your side. You grabbed my shopping bag, and he grabbed my other arm. I nearly cried.
As you dragged me back, wailing in your native Korean, kids and families stopped and gawked at the captive foreigner. I was a point of entertainment for my neighbours. You threw my rubbish back at me, and yelled at me. i stared at it, trying to look my dumbest, but you kept grabbing it and throwing it back at me, jabbering in Korean. I finally took it. And took my trash back to my apartment.
You know something funny though, Korean Garbage witch? Now its the middle of the night, and you're gone, I'm going to take it out and put it on the trash anyway. How do you like them apples?
Silly Korean garbage witches,
-BD
I hate you and I hope you die. Anyway, I'm a foreign person. The white skin should have given it away. I know you love your garbage, and you enjoy your job frolicking in garbage. I've tried to be reasonably responsible in terms of how I've dealt with my garbage. I've seperated my plastics, my glass, and my metals, and placed them in the appropriate dumpsters. As well as that, I've also purchased the ludicrously overpriced special garbage bags for disposing of garbage.
I really think I've made an effort. I'm sorry I didn't understand the rules, but can you not give me allowances for being a dumb foreigner? No? Well, FUCK YOU.
Today I dumped my (no plastic, metal or glass) garbage off in the rubbish dumping place, in the special super expensive garbage bags. I saw you loitering in the trash, so I walked off briskly. Then I heard you yelling at me, so I walked a little faster. You're like 79 years old so I thought you wouldn't catch me. You screamed and screached and cast hexes on me like a bitch witch on crack. I almost broke into a run.. but then.. I felt the vice like grip of of the garbage bitch (you) on my hand. I said "Mullayo mullayo" [polite I dunno what you're chattin about 'ho]. I removed your fingers, but then you screached louder and summoned the evil garbage man to your side. You grabbed my shopping bag, and he grabbed my other arm. I nearly cried.
As you dragged me back, wailing in your native Korean, kids and families stopped and gawked at the captive foreigner. I was a point of entertainment for my neighbours. You threw my rubbish back at me, and yelled at me. i stared at it, trying to look my dumbest, but you kept grabbing it and throwing it back at me, jabbering in Korean. I finally took it. And took my trash back to my apartment.
You know something funny though, Korean Garbage witch? Now its the middle of the night, and you're gone, I'm going to take it out and put it on the trash anyway. How do you like them apples?
Silly Korean garbage witches,
-BD
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-BD