So last night me and Harold went out, coz it was his brithday. Today was also his birthday. Long birthday. In fact last wednesday we mentioned he had a birthday coming up when we were out in some bar and this fella INSISTED on buying him a cake. Amusingly he also tried to buy us sex (his words). We weren't pissed enough to accept second hand whores though so we turned his offer down. Amusingly the next day I met his daughter. In the school I teach in. But daddy had just mentioned the cake-buying, not the discount whore offering, "You met my daddy last night! he bought you cake!" "He also offered me discounted whores..."... oops I didn't just say thatKinda sad coz she was a lovely girl... with a dodgy dad I guess...
But then last night anyway we went to the fucking whoriest whore bar in town outside of being in a freaking brothel. It was jolly good for health. Quite delicious in fact. There was this one chicke.. who was.. very manly. We went to this bar twice.. the first time I was just "errrrrrrr ugh... errrrrr.... ugh.... no." but then we rocked up there again about 2 or 3 hours later... after some drinks,.,.. so I checked out the manly lady... she was clean (hand DOWN the dress, checking doesn't get closer without using the tongue...) I was in fact etting with the hottest tightest harbody ho' when Silver-Hair-German man stole her.. and Harold's... whore from us. It was very disappointing. I mean,, I've never paid for sex in my life, but over the last fucking month I've been very very fucking open to the idea. Had the money, had the intention.. but... something went wrong...
So today.... after a day out shopping we hit Santa Fe in Suncheon... picked up this East Indian dude from Toronto, living in Suncheon... took him back to our town... He thought there was gonna be mad crazy dirty sluts... but the 'ho bar we went to last night was closed. Fucking Sunday... And so we went to this other place... where Harold sang. he can fucking SING, he's good eh. But it was kinda dull. Coz we were looking for chickies. It was his birthday again so he was wanting a treat.. So he was trying to ge a blowjob from this girly who worked there. He didn't get it. Depistre offering 300k, and despite her being blatantly a prostitute. I think she didnt like it being mad obvious though. She asked me for my address and shit though, she had a bit of a thing for me, coz I'm... white. They're into the white, She'll probably rock up at some surprising time.. some time... *knock* *knock* *knock* feck off, someones at my door now.... brb....
But then last night anyway we went to the fucking whoriest whore bar in town outside of being in a freaking brothel. It was jolly good for health. Quite delicious in fact. There was this one chicke.. who was.. very manly. We went to this bar twice.. the first time I was just "errrrrrrr ugh... errrrrr.... ugh.... no." but then we rocked up there again about 2 or 3 hours later... after some drinks,.,.. so I checked out the manly lady... she was clean (hand DOWN the dress, checking doesn't get closer without using the tongue...) I was in fact etting with the hottest tightest harbody ho' when Silver-Hair-German man stole her.. and Harold's... whore from us. It was very disappointing. I mean,, I've never paid for sex in my life, but over the last fucking month I've been very very fucking open to the idea. Had the money, had the intention.. but... something went wrong...
So today.... after a day out shopping we hit Santa Fe in Suncheon... picked up this East Indian dude from Toronto, living in Suncheon... took him back to our town... He thought there was gonna be mad crazy dirty sluts... but the 'ho bar we went to last night was closed. Fucking Sunday... And so we went to this other place... where Harold sang. he can fucking SING, he's good eh. But it was kinda dull. Coz we were looking for chickies. It was his birthday again so he was wanting a treat.. So he was trying to ge a blowjob from this girly who worked there. He didn't get it. Depistre offering 300k, and despite her being blatantly a prostitute. I think she didnt like it being mad obvious though. She asked me for my address and shit though, she had a bit of a thing for me, coz I'm... white. They're into the white, She'll probably rock up at some surprising time.. some time... *knock* *knock* *knock* feck off, someones at my door now.... brb....