I love my best friend he cracks me up so much. Fractal, you mighta said Hi to him when we met. Anyway I was chatting to him on messenger, and he says to me he caught up with a girl he knew from two years ago. Despite being totally incompetent with women he has the best dating stories. Two years ago he was working nights in a diner meeting all kindsa psychos (he's a talk to anyone and love 'em kinda guy).
So I ask him if its someone he knew from the diner. And he's "No, its the girl who gave me the AIDS test at the clinic". That cracked me up so much. He's about equally likely to have sex as take intravenous drugs. And both happen less often than solar eclipses. How he even ended up having an AIDS test is fucked.. i think it was because of a kitchen accident..
So he's the kinda freak who goes out for an AIDS test, then dates the nurse who gives it to him. But doesn't get a regular date ever. haha. Then he broke up with her.
Now, two years later, he's in a women's spa (trying to be a gift certificate for his mother.. he claims..) and meets AIDS girl again. Sweet. I hope it all ends happily ever after for him. But I know his life is going to be so much more interesting than a boring ending like that. He rocks.
So I ask him if its someone he knew from the diner. And he's "No, its the girl who gave me the AIDS test at the clinic". That cracked me up so much. He's about equally likely to have sex as take intravenous drugs. And both happen less often than solar eclipses. How he even ended up having an AIDS test is fucked.. i think it was because of a kitchen accident..
So he's the kinda freak who goes out for an AIDS test, then dates the nurse who gives it to him. But doesn't get a regular date ever. haha. Then he broke up with her.
Now, two years later, he's in a women's spa (trying to be a gift certificate for his mother.. he claims..) and meets AIDS girl again. Sweet. I hope it all ends happily ever after for him. But I know his life is going to be so much more interesting than a boring ending like that. He rocks.