borderlinetaylor

I want to know......
#1- why i can never find my bra size during the victorias secret semi-annual sale.
#2- why i can't find those yummy hummus and cracker to go packs.
and
#3- why all these lesbians are getting boyfriends.



explain.

i am going to be a quarter century old on the 21st.
i am deeply disturbed.

oh.....


and i have this nagging feeling that i'm never going to be able to shake my fascination with this one girl.
it really sucks.


i've noticed i wear a lot of eyeliner.

think.
think.
think.

My vacation officially starts tomorrow, but I say it starts today even tho i have to go to work.

I once new a girl named Taxi.
She used to itch in her sleep.
She probably had a meth problem.



She moved away to Wichita Falls.

ME

GO!

my girlfriend drew a heart on my calendar over the 21st of this month and put a little "1" in it.
it's our one year anniversary.
it's cute.
so is she.

all of my girlfriends ex's are hideous.
this is making me think twice about myself.
it's depressing.

i don't know if I am more excited about going ot see My Chemical Romance on Friday and then to the Cactus....or about going christmas shopping this weekend.

God, I hate when people are so predictable.

I guess I'm just glad I have a girlfriend that isn't stupid, boring and dull and worst of all.... PREDICTABLE like the rest.

ugh, PREDICTABLE....why did this suprise me?

Today I am thankful for a wifey who is:
GORGEOUS
SMART
INSATIABLE
WITTY
FUNNY

UNPREDICTABLE...

and most of all....

NOT A THING LIKE YOU.

yeah............YOU.

As much as I never thought I'd fall in love, I was wrong.
Each day I wake up, I fall in love with her all over again.

Almost one year since I lost my (lesbian) virginity to my wifey.