boomboxknox

I think I would like to share a joke..... Few people like it/get it, but the ones whom of which do enjoy this joke fucking LOVE this joke, (put me in that group) so here it goes,
A spider walks into a bar.....
Bartender looks over at the spider and says, "hey Spider how's it going? Why the eight legs?"
Spider replies in a monotone, matter of fact tone of voice, "Because I'm a fucking spider."

Anyone can totally use it if they want ........