boombambi

Lesson 1. Think before doing crazy things

Lesson 2. Mind my own business

Lesson 3. I do not have super powers


The other day as I entered a shoping centre in Fortitude Valley A man was running towards me being chased by an angry shop attendant yelling "Stop him" so I for some stupid reason I did! Then I had the problem of holding him there,by this time had taken a stern disliking to me (can't say I blame him) and was making it very clear that he didn't want to be held on the ground. Eventually the security guards arrived and took him away. I am not usually a violent person the last fight I got in to was in primary school. It was a spur of the moment bad decision to get involved in yucky violent stuff.
I didn't feel much pain at the time but the next morning I was very sore, I went to the doctor today and he thinks I have some broken ribs, will have to get some xrays not that they can do anything for it but I'd like to know what is causing this stabbing clenching pain every time I breathe. (Please note I am a drama queen, things are not usually as bad as I make them sound)
If I had known that all he had stolen was a chocolate milk I wouldn't have troubled the fellow. Yes thats right a chocolate milk, So you can all sleep safe at night knowing that flavoured milk in shops across the country are safe and sound in their refrigirators.
Anyway now that I have firmly established that I do not have superpowers and should learn to mind my own business I have decided to hang up my cape and give up fighting crime.