Soo...
I'm not sure what the precise term is for this phenomenon is, but it has to have a little to do with fate, destiny, and past lives (if they exist)... As far back as I can remember, people (from random to very intimate, like teachers, friends, parents, co-workers, phone interviewers, etc.) have slipped up and called me by the wrong name. Happens to everyone right? Well the catch is that 9 times out of 10 is has been the same name, "Nick". This is so weird to me. It sounds nothing like any part of my real name. It just happened again at my new job. It's no conspiracy either. A couple of my close friends that I've had for years have witnessed it too, and they are totally dumbfounded. Anyone else experience these kinds of oddities, or have any insight?
From another part of my brain...
"Two mice fall into a bucket of cream. One gives up and drowns. The other keeps paddling and paddling until the cream is eventually churned into butter, which it then climbs to freedom.... Amen". I liked 'Catch Me If You Can'.
And also...
Dirty jokes.
Q: What's the difference between a Preist & a pimple?
A: A pimple doesn't come onto a boys face until he's at least 13.
A woman goes into a tattoo shop and says she wants a tattoo. The tattooist says "okay. What of? The woman tells him that she wants "Thanksgiving" written of the inside of her right thigh, and "Christmas" on her left. When the guys finishes he asks the woman, "What is this all about anyway?" The woman replies, "Now my husband can't complain about how there's nothing good to eat between the holidays."
"I almost thought you were cool man. I even had a nickname picked out for you... It was LASER. But not anymore. I don't think so."
Booji
I'm not sure what the precise term is for this phenomenon is, but it has to have a little to do with fate, destiny, and past lives (if they exist)... As far back as I can remember, people (from random to very intimate, like teachers, friends, parents, co-workers, phone interviewers, etc.) have slipped up and called me by the wrong name. Happens to everyone right? Well the catch is that 9 times out of 10 is has been the same name, "Nick". This is so weird to me. It sounds nothing like any part of my real name. It just happened again at my new job. It's no conspiracy either. A couple of my close friends that I've had for years have witnessed it too, and they are totally dumbfounded. Anyone else experience these kinds of oddities, or have any insight?
From another part of my brain...
"Two mice fall into a bucket of cream. One gives up and drowns. The other keeps paddling and paddling until the cream is eventually churned into butter, which it then climbs to freedom.... Amen". I liked 'Catch Me If You Can'.
And also...
Dirty jokes.
Q: What's the difference between a Preist & a pimple?
A: A pimple doesn't come onto a boys face until he's at least 13.
A woman goes into a tattoo shop and says she wants a tattoo. The tattooist says "okay. What of? The woman tells him that she wants "Thanksgiving" written of the inside of her right thigh, and "Christmas" on her left. When the guys finishes he asks the woman, "What is this all about anyway?" The woman replies, "Now my husband can't complain about how there's nothing good to eat between the holidays."
"I almost thought you were cool man. I even had a nickname picked out for you... It was LASER. But not anymore. I don't think so."
Booji
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i dont think there is a dog in "the war" but it is fucking tragic as hell! there is a huge war set up by these trailor trash kids over this tree house and they almost kill eachother, but at the end they have to unite to save themselves.