boobie

Had a fucked up dream last night. It was instead of a suprise party, I had a surprise wedding! Complete with bridal shower. Who the hell throws you a surprise wedding? My dreams aren't usually this far fetched. My family had gone all out and rented out some fancy pants Hotel in St. Louis of all places. Well, onto the wedding night. Evidently this was some real nerdy guy that I had been dating for a while, but did not sleep with until that wedding night. The dude gets undressed and his penis is deformed! His boys are attacked to it at both ends. And then it starts spazing out. I'm thinking, what have I gotten myself into? I woke up thinking where did that come from?