i'd like to take a moment and brag now. i am officially a licensed massage therapist in springfield. i can now start legaly charges for massages and advertising too. i ordered business cards online the other day. and wouldn't you know it. when i looked at the proof for it not five minutes after submitting and paying for my order. i realized that i had misspelled one of the words on my cards. now i have 250 business cards coming to me that are pretty useless. damn i before e except after c rule. also made up a resume so i can apply for jobs at any local salons or spas. so if anybody out there nows of anybody looking to hire a massage therapist. let me know. i specialize in swedish and deep tissue massage.
in other cool news. my roommate josh got our old 8 bit nintendo working a couple days ago. i have been playing mario 1 and 3 lately. i have no idea what happened to my copy of mario2. up next skate or die and 720. who's with me????
in other cool news. my roommate josh got our old 8 bit nintendo working a couple days ago. i have been playing mario 1 and 3 lately. i have no idea what happened to my copy of mario2. up next skate or die and 720. who's with me????
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By the way, theme song for the other Bea Arthur sitcom.
Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked!
Isadora was the first bra burner
And you're glad she showed up. (Oh yeah!)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's
That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,
Right on, Maude!
Show this to Jennie and Maude
Maude opening credits (It's GROOVY!)