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I want a monkey



Someday I am going to be rich,... then I can buy a monkey.



But you can't just be regular rich if you want to own a monkey... you have to be super rich... Like so rich that it would be considered an oddity NOT to have a monkey.



See if you buy a monkey when you are just regular rich then your regular rich friends are all like....

"By jove Reginald, (cause if I were rich my name would be Reginald) Why ever do you have a monkey?"



And I would be all, "Because I loves me some monkey... in a completely platonic and non monkey lovin kinda way."



and he would be all, "My dear reginald,.. you do realize we are not nearly rich enough to own a monkey do you not?"

So yeah,.. I need to be obsenely rich...

So I can buy and evil monkey.