This morning has been sucky as fuck. (which is funny to say and makes my morning a little bit better)
My 8 gauge in my right ear got angry at me and now I can barely get a 14 in! GAH! All my hard work.
They don't ever tell you how addicting stretching is. And fuckin cool you feel when you go a size bigger. And how it hurts like a bitch!!
To all those that have ears so big, you could stick a finger in them, I salute you. I am having a hard time with a piece of metal much smaller than a Q tip.
In other news, how old are you and are you happy that you are that old?
My 8 gauge in my right ear got angry at me and now I can barely get a 14 in! GAH! All my hard work.
They don't ever tell you how addicting stretching is. And fuckin cool you feel when you go a size bigger. And how it hurts like a bitch!!
To all those that have ears so big, you could stick a finger in them, I salute you. I am having a hard time with a piece of metal much smaller than a Q tip.
In other news, how old are you and are you happy that you are that old?
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b1ll:
I'm getting old...not exactly happy about it...I though for sure I'd be all rich & famous before I was 30, but time is running out on me... 
...oh well...I do have a fresh box of saltine crackers, so I got that going for me... 
...oh well...I do have a fresh box of saltine crackers, so I got that going for me... 
monkeybutt:
here you go, one of many orgasms i can provide. sorry it wasn't "instant," but i'm glad word is getting around.
