bondgirl

Conjunctivitus, man. Fuck that shit. Wake up and your eye is glued shut with eye schmeevis. yuck.
There are two icons to fit:
First, the black eye, because the darkest pink is in fact, black:
as in "my fucking left (or right) eyelids are stuck together and all I see is black in that eye."

Second, the pirate, for obvious reasons:

I'm a littel drunk myself so I will relay this story: When Iwas in the 7th grade, my friend Ty got called out of class so he could go home because he had pinkeye. I thought it was so cool that he got to go home that I wantd the dsame thing. So, I had him rub his finger in his infectd eye and then I touched his finger and put it in my own eye. The nex day my eye itched: I had pink eye and I got to stay home from school. It wasn't worth it.