Gawdamn squirrel-licking, flea-brained son of a crosseyed donkey! Aaagh!
***bleep***
Lousy, lazy, self-indulgent, stinking, bloated corpse of an undereducated walrus!
Overeating, underactive, rabid, porridge-brained, buck-toothed peck of a pickled pepper!
Excuse me as I go pour myself a glass of something exotic and intoxicating....
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too bad you live all the way in fabulous canada and i live in little old columbus ohio... oh well i don't know what talents i could bring to the table anyway~~ it's not like i can swallow swords or spit fire
xxx