bollweevil

I'd like to start my own secret club. A club where I make up all sorts of arbitrary rules and any new members would be required to go through a series of grueling tests to prove their worth. The club name would be something cool like the secret order of the skelletons, the loch-ness order of doom, or stilt-walkers for Ba'all.

My club would be totally awesome and I would be the only member.

I AM the only member.