bolddork

Ok so what news? Hell I don't know.
Not a lot of news. Coffee is extra good this morning. I guess I'm having one of those cloudy day lonely sessions today. I was talking to my neighbors before I went to work today and I was like, gee if I was gay maybe I wouldn't be alone...oh boo hoo.
Then I thought....ew
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
ah I'm in a fucked up mood. Now that I'm typing this I'm like, quit your fuckin' whinin' you jackass. I'll just put on some motorhead that should cure me. I think I should drink more. I think I should smoke more. I think I need to spend more money on stupid shit I won't use. Maybe I'll go out with the guys and spend too much money on stippers and beer.
Maybe I'll jump in the car and drive to New Mexico and hang with my friend there. You know I live in one of the coolest places and I never do anything here.
If anyone knows any single hotties let me know. Hell it's funny saying that would assume that someone is reading these things, which obviously isn't what's going on. What the fuck right?
Ok, I'm out