bohogirl

Umm... Today, in mail, I got, addressed to me, a free sample of AM/PM Menopause Formula - 2 advanced dietary supplements: daytime and nighttime relief.

I'm not really sure how to feel about it. Plus, I'm still waiting for puberty to hit me!


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But wait!
That is not all.
While part of the world thinks I should be thinking about menopause, most of the world thinks I need to grow up.

First of all... stuck in Hell (otherwise known as California Department of Motor Vehicles) for over 3 hours today. Got hungry... really hungry. Can't leave. No one to call - most people work during that time.
So... Great idea!!! I call and try to have a pizza delivered. Yeah... no one will deliver to the DMV.
OK... I'm one of the smartest people around - I can think of something. Oh, look, is that an appartment complex right across the street? Hahaha!
Yup... had the pizza delivered, ran as soon as I saw him pull up (still like 27 numbers away!!!), went back in... found out that:
#1. People still think it's ok to call me 'young lady'
#2. I'm way out of line.
I offered to share but no dice.
Hey, more for me to eat right outside the door
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Then... at Safeway, trying to make it as quick as I can (plus, it's one of my favorite parts of grocery shopping), I run a few steps with my cart, then ride it down the isle, dismounting perfectly by whatever product I need.
Hmm... Apparently, not an appropriate way for mature adults to behave, and not only dangerous, but also a bad example for the children.
Well, thank you very much, Random Safeway Shopper Woman, for chewing me out and opening my eyes to my evil, immature ways - I am forever in your debt