"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Al Capone
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Ahh... it feels so good to unload...
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In other news... tell me this is not simply brilliant:

Al Capone
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Ok kids... I'm sorry to bother you with my petty problems, but today I really need to bitch about some things:
Bitch bitch bitch bitch rant sob bitch sniff complain complain rant rant rant rant rant rant bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch vent bitch rant sob sob rant rant bitch sniff bitch complain rant sob bitch vent vent bitch.
oh, and bitch bitch bitch rant bitch bitch bitch rant sob sniff bitch rant bitch bitch rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch vent bitch god damn bitch rant bitch bitch bitch rant sob bitch bitch bitch rant bitch f-word f-word f-word vent bitch bitch rant sob bitch bitch bitch rant bitch bitch bitch rant sob bitch bitch bitch
and let's not forget bitch bitch complain rant rant rant bitch rant bitch bitch bitch rant sob sniff bitch rant bitch complain bitch f-word f-word f-word rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch rant sob sob rant bitch bitch bitch rant bitch bitch bitch rant sob bitch bitch bitch rant rant rant rant bitch bitch f-word bitch rant sob bitch bitch bitch rant bitch bitch bitch rant sob bitch bitch bitch
Ahh... it feels so good to unload...
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In other news... tell me this is not simply brilliant:

VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
i would die for a coffee. jeez...actually i feel like i would die if i drank a coffee! ugh. (hmmm... starbucks. hmmmm. caffiene)
i understood the rubber band comment at first... i can tell that you are easily amused ...but then i once went one month straight of listening to nothing but van halen!
actually i'm glad to be back on the job...i had a great busy day yesterday and the throat barely bugged me.... but you know...work sucks... unless yr a strip club DJ (my ultimate job!...hee hee! my wife would have a different take on this i'm sure.)
back to my directors book... warren beatty was a ho. (is?) i was reading last night all about how revolutionary BONNIE AND CLYDE was. that film was the first major studio picture to actually make the *bad* guys... bonnie et al... look like the *good* guys. (the police being BAD)...at a time in the US (1967) that the authority was in question... it was landmark.
this film moment was brought to you by rubber bands.