Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Norm Papernick
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I've been thinking...
(come on, hold your oh-no's... I know nothing good usually comes out of me participating in such an activity, but this time, I have a brilliant idea!)
(Oh, and in case it doesn't seem so brilliant a few hours down the road, or somebody owns exclusive rights to it and I'm breaking some sort of a legal thing, I did take a pain killer a bit ago and cannot legally be held responsible for anything
)
So, back to my thinking... it seems a lot of SoCo members are in between jobs, looking for a job or just plain hating their job... having always been a person to, instead of waiting for things to come to me, going out and creating them, the wheels started spinning. What if we could all pull our resources, our talents and do something together?
For example, Erich is the local resident boobie expert... and also has a special talent of making girls drop their tops at a mere sight of him. And he loves finger-painting.
I'm good at... well, a lot of things
, but for this purpose, promotions and marketing... plus, I have boobies...
So, wheels-turning... wheels-turning... aha!
How about a boobie-painting studio? What the hell, why stop at boobies? Make it a body-painting studio.
The way I envision it, people would come in and either have boobies painted or paint them. Erich could demonstrate various techniques and teach people how to properly do it. He can also paint the boobies of girls when there are no 'painters' present. And, if we have too many painters and not enough boobies, I'd gladly step in... We could also offer some sort of a two-for-one couples' specials or edible paints, or...
See, it's brilliant: everybody would pay and we'd get to play...
Of course, being a diverse group, and knowing that maybe not every unemplyed SG member has boobies or boobie-related talents, we'd expand the business to include a coffee bar for those of you who can make coffee, maybe some food (I know that Vimian loves raw meat, that oubliette can make a mean banana bread, and I, myself, was a chef in another lifetime), art, music... see where I'm going with this? Whatever your talent, whatever you have to offer, we can make it work.
Any thoughts?
Norm Papernick
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I've been thinking...
(come on, hold your oh-no's... I know nothing good usually comes out of me participating in such an activity, but this time, I have a brilliant idea!)
(Oh, and in case it doesn't seem so brilliant a few hours down the road, or somebody owns exclusive rights to it and I'm breaking some sort of a legal thing, I did take a pain killer a bit ago and cannot legally be held responsible for anything
)
So, back to my thinking... it seems a lot of SoCo members are in between jobs, looking for a job or just plain hating their job... having always been a person to, instead of waiting for things to come to me, going out and creating them, the wheels started spinning. What if we could all pull our resources, our talents and do something together?
For example, Erich is the local resident boobie expert... and also has a special talent of making girls drop their tops at a mere sight of him. And he loves finger-painting.
I'm good at... well, a lot of things
, but for this purpose, promotions and marketing... plus, I have boobies...
So, wheels-turning... wheels-turning... aha!
How about a boobie-painting studio? What the hell, why stop at boobies? Make it a body-painting studio.
The way I envision it, people would come in and either have boobies painted or paint them. Erich could demonstrate various techniques and teach people how to properly do it. He can also paint the boobies of girls when there are no 'painters' present. And, if we have too many painters and not enough boobies, I'd gladly step in... We could also offer some sort of a two-for-one couples' specials or edible paints, or...
See, it's brilliant: everybody would pay and we'd get to play...
Of course, being a diverse group, and knowing that maybe not every unemplyed SG member has boobies or boobie-related talents, we'd expand the business to include a coffee bar for those of you who can make coffee, maybe some food (I know that Vimian loves raw meat, that oubliette can make a mean banana bread, and I, myself, was a chef in another lifetime), art, music... see where I'm going with this? Whatever your talent, whatever you have to offer, we can make it work.
Any thoughts?
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When I was a kid, if a girl chased you and caught you, they were trying to make out with you. I was never very fast but I was extra slow on those days. Give just enough effort to make it look like I was trying to get away and then, "Oh my ankle" And then:
I think I need to reevaluate Headlsburg now that I've seen you. I was a lil disappointed with it. But less so than Napa. Now those are snooty people. Healdsburg was nice but kinda too quiet. Oh well.
Chase me soon?
Are you free on Sunday...?