10 Observations at the Beach
1- If you drink beer on a beach where there's a sign, "No Alcoholic Beverages," people who are on the beach not drinking beer because they are obeying the sign will be mad at you.
2- Someone could actually be heard asking, "Why is the water so salty?"
3- Dogs are not allowed on some beaches, but leaving dirty diapers in the sand apparently is.
4- There are many shapes and sizes of people and many shapes and sizes of bathing suits.
5- If you put sunblock on your tattoos and nowhere else, you will get burned everywhere except your tattoos, and your tattoos will seem like flesh-bordered cameos.
6- Puppies that may or may not resemble lab mice do not count as "dogs" on the beach.
7- Without sunglasses, people could see that others are staring at them with great precision, particularly at crotches.
8- Seabird sanctuaries don't necessarily have places to take sick and injured seabirds.
9- Tobacco products have no ill effects if used at the beach.
10- Mermaids won't make an appearance for days.
1- If you drink beer on a beach where there's a sign, "No Alcoholic Beverages," people who are on the beach not drinking beer because they are obeying the sign will be mad at you.
2- Someone could actually be heard asking, "Why is the water so salty?"
3- Dogs are not allowed on some beaches, but leaving dirty diapers in the sand apparently is.
4- There are many shapes and sizes of people and many shapes and sizes of bathing suits.
5- If you put sunblock on your tattoos and nowhere else, you will get burned everywhere except your tattoos, and your tattoos will seem like flesh-bordered cameos.
6- Puppies that may or may not resemble lab mice do not count as "dogs" on the beach.
7- Without sunglasses, people could see that others are staring at them with great precision, particularly at crotches.
8- Seabird sanctuaries don't necessarily have places to take sick and injured seabirds.
9- Tobacco products have no ill effects if used at the beach.
10- Mermaids won't make an appearance for days.
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grizz3rd:
I hope all is well and your move to Baltimore is going smoothly 
itsalivemedia:
We share teh same birthday, a love of Hal Hartley and exhibitionism. Nice!