Today i was up the ladder putting spouting up on the garage n' sleepout when i got some free entertainment at the hands of my neighbours piss pour driving ability.
I heard the screech of tyres and an engine rev out to redline, i looked up to see a car flying out of the driveway 2 doors down, - in reverse! He swipes the side of the brick house demo'ing the corner of it in the process, turns abruptly to the left (i think his "driving instructor"/mate grabbed the wheel in panic) which sends them spinning all the way across the grass of the front lawn and thru the fucking fence coming to a stop in the other neighbours yard!!
I honestly thought someone was stealing the car or trying to get away from a bad situation quickly. I bolted over and saw it was the young guy who lived there (early 20 something from an immigrant Ugandan family) he had a look of shocked terror on his face while his mate just staired into space in disbelief like "WTF!!", i started to laugh pretty hard and inappropriately as i asked if they were ok. I dunno i know it could have been worse if someone was walking past out front but when i realised this was supposed to be a driving lesson!!? Fuck me it was a pretty hillarious fail of epic proportions. A couple other neighbours came out with slightly different reactions, but the best reaction was the neighbour whose fence got totalled - they just casually looked out the window and didnt bat an eyelid just appeared to carry on chatting about something like "oh its just that fucking dude again parked in our yard with the fence wrapped around his car, so anyway..."
Poor bastard sux to be him.
I heard the screech of tyres and an engine rev out to redline, i looked up to see a car flying out of the driveway 2 doors down, - in reverse! He swipes the side of the brick house demo'ing the corner of it in the process, turns abruptly to the left (i think his "driving instructor"/mate grabbed the wheel in panic) which sends them spinning all the way across the grass of the front lawn and thru the fucking fence coming to a stop in the other neighbours yard!!
I honestly thought someone was stealing the car or trying to get away from a bad situation quickly. I bolted over and saw it was the young guy who lived there (early 20 something from an immigrant Ugandan family) he had a look of shocked terror on his face while his mate just staired into space in disbelief like "WTF!!", i started to laugh pretty hard and inappropriately as i asked if they were ok. I dunno i know it could have been worse if someone was walking past out front but when i realised this was supposed to be a driving lesson!!? Fuck me it was a pretty hillarious fail of epic proportions. A couple other neighbours came out with slightly different reactions, but the best reaction was the neighbour whose fence got totalled - they just casually looked out the window and didnt bat an eyelid just appeared to carry on chatting about something like "oh its just that fucking dude again parked in our yard with the fence wrapped around his car, so anyway..."
Poor bastard sux to be him.
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