Today I had my first experience fucking the sofa. At first it resisted, but then I started to stimulate it using the semi-clogged air hose of my vacuum cleaner. Soon it was putty in my hands. There it was gasping for air and revealing all kinds of pocket change hiding in its bends and folds. I'm not sure if it got off or not. But let me tell you; the vacuum sure did. Afterwards I think the sofa felt violated. It kind of sags now and the stains are all still there. Now for the chair... 
blaupunkt:
go get her, tiger