bobccock

I have been on suicidegirls for like 10 years now off and on. The art, the attitude, the connections to a certain blend of musical styles have all remained true. It's good to see as I grow just a bit older in a world where others told me "you will grow out of it" have somehow made me realize that no one truly grows up....
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Hello?

When random strangers show up at your door and demand fun regardless of your position, do not let them in. They could destroy every decent thought in your head. They could demoralize you and rot your soul. Disease could strike at any moment. Remember: Fun is Fun, but Fear is Death.

Today I had my first experience fucking the sofa. At first it resisted, but then I started to stimulate it using the semi-clogged air hose of my vacuum cleaner. Soon it was putty in my hands. There it was gasping for air and revealing all kinds of pocket change hiding in its bends and folds. I'm not sure if it got off or not. But...
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Today I think I will chop my penis off, eat it, and see what happens.

Today feels like one of those days. I'll probably just take a few mushrooms, go visit my friend in rehab, then go to tortilla sams dressed as Hunter Thompson. Yeah, I think that's what I'll do.