The oddity of the internet. Nothing is sacred.
So I go to my ex-wifes MySpace page last night, and there it is in the headline. "I just got married." Now, if you read my blog from a couple of days ago, you noticed that our divorce was final about a week ago. That does explain why she had been pushing me so hard to get...
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So I go to my ex-wifes MySpace page last night, and there it is in the headline. "I just got married." Now, if you read my blog from a couple of days ago, you noticed that our divorce was final about a week ago. That does explain why she had been pushing me so hard to get...
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As I lay that part of my life to rest....
People have asked me many times, how I would react when my divorce is finally final. If I would celebrate. If I would be sad. I never really new. It always felt like when that day came, I would just feel numb. In the back of my mind, I think I have been waiting for...
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People have asked me many times, how I would react when my divorce is finally final. If I would celebrate. If I would be sad. I never really new. It always felt like when that day came, I would just feel numb. In the back of my mind, I think I have been waiting for...
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turtlepower:
"i mean, ith that cool that i do that? ith that cool?"
daven:
Numb...?
Or just finished?
Or just finished?
So, I find a lot of stuff in cars at work. Its amazing the things people will leave in their cars. By the time they get to me, they are wrecked, and the stuff in them is basically free for the taking, as long as its nothig TOO noticable, like a car hood or something.
So far, I have accumulated about 300 dollars in change....
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So far, I have accumulated about 300 dollars in change....
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xalicex:
thats awsome 
I FINALLY picked up a new digital camera. Its so wierd. After not having one for such a long time, having one again makes me want to take pictures of everything, only b/c I can.
I started my illustrious career in Real Estate today. I really like what I am doing, b/c I dont have to sell houses, or work in an office. The hard...
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I started my illustrious career in Real Estate today. I really like what I am doing, b/c I dont have to sell houses, or work in an office. The hard...
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justicia:
i want to buy a house.
turtlepower:
oh you. thanks for putting up with my whiny assss.
People who are seriously racists are funny as hell. Ignorance is bliss to some, but to me, ignorance is comedy.
This year I will become the most famous person in St Louis. Watch.
This year I will become the most famous person in St Louis. Watch.
turtlepower:
we would also like mike bush to stop crying.
we would also like mike bush to stop crying.
kevdude82:
Ignorance IS comedy. Around here, people say the most racist crap, but they believe it to be true. There are a lot of people nowdays who give foreigners shit for coming into our country and taking our jobs, not speaking English to each other, etc.
If we're supposed to be the great "Melting Pot", why do people want others to fit into this mold of how people should be?
That's enough for my brain today. lol
If we're supposed to be the great "Melting Pot", why do people want others to fit into this mold of how people should be?
That's enough for my brain today. lol
The sounds of Cameron Diaz's voice kills babies.
Christmas is done, and I really didnt get much of anything good. Some luggage, a McDonalds giftcard, and a twitch above my right eye that will not go away. It was kinda nice not really getting many gifts, b/c I didnt have to fake enjoyment over a bunch of crap over and over. I think I actually...
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Christmas is done, and I really didnt get much of anything good. Some luggage, a McDonalds giftcard, and a twitch above my right eye that will not go away. It was kinda nice not really getting many gifts, b/c I didnt have to fake enjoyment over a bunch of crap over and over. I think I actually...
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maxi:
go to the bio sect of www.stilltanya.com
the F stands for forecast... how well or bad i did since the prev post.
the F stands for forecast... how well or bad i did since the prev post.
xalicex:
she looks gorgeous!
I envy people who have their birthdays at the end of the year. And the reason is simple.
I get very reflective on my life twice a year. Once on my birthday (which is March 24th, mark your calendars), and the other is during the Christmas/New Years end of the year period. Twice a year is too much. The problem is that it doesnt just...
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I get very reflective on my life twice a year. Once on my birthday (which is March 24th, mark your calendars), and the other is during the Christmas/New Years end of the year period. Twice a year is too much. The problem is that it doesnt just...
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ketchupu:
merry xmas to you as well..
my birthday is new years eve..
my birthday is new years eve..
turtlepower:
praise the lard.
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ontothenext:
Interesting... Joey Fatone and Greenspan 
ketchupu:
yours is the second best i've seen.
one of my best friends got dave chappelle. haha
one of my best friends got dave chappelle. haha
Want to know how to impress your co-workers? Stop up your toilet at work. Never fails.
I smoke pink cigarettes....so?
I can start my truck from my bed now.
I saw a burlesque show this past Saturday. I think I like girls dancing.
I smoke pink cigarettes....so?
I can start my truck from my bed now.
I saw a burlesque show this past Saturday. I think I like girls dancing.
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ontothenext:
I would be very impressed with that, you're right
xalicex:
i love burlesque.....but alas.....i ahve yet to see a live show.....i wouldve loved to see the pussycat dolls back in the day.....
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myrtle1:
I'm proud that your dog has huge balls, I'm sure they bring much joy.
turtlepower:
yeah babe you are. i wanted to fuck brody when i was at the tender age of oh, 18. so maybe not so tender... and im loving that comment by myrtle about our dog's balls. they are huge and impressive. they probably rival the size of yours. but i dont know, ive never had marty's balls in my mouth. 
Well, I had already written a long new blog. Then I lost the internet connection. Fuck you Bill Gates.
To sum it up.
- ice storm, over
- lots of food here
- i put hair conditioner on my weiner. it makes it soft.
bye.
To sum it up.
- ice storm, over
- lots of food here
- i put hair conditioner on my weiner. it makes it soft.
bye.
turtlepower:
loves it
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ketchupu:
whitey castel
is how i prefer to call it.
hahaha. who isn't down for that shiiiiit?
is how i prefer to call it.
hahaha. who isn't down for that shiiiiit?
angeluca:
*sigh*
I miss White Castle.
I miss White Castle.
makin em proud