bobbybattles

today is a funny day.....

not only is it me and Tarts anniversary weekend, but its also my previous marriages anniversary weekend. not planned like that at all.

i would have been married 8 years.

thank god for adultery. (not me, that sounded wrong.)

if not for that, I would never have got to see tarticus naked and play with her delightful bossoms!

quit being fucking pussies. tit size doesnt equal coolness.

Me and Tartar Sauce are heading down to Tulsa and I think Oklahoma City thenext day for some pretty sweet times. I cant post why we are going, b/c its her birthday, and the whole thing is a suprise.

Hopefully we will return with some cool pix.

And home videos of vacation fucking.

I have had netflix for a while, and love it. I then tried to do the whole burning DVDs thing, and i just didnt get into it. I really love having the DVD with the cover and the box it came in. I dunno. Something about just having a burned copy of a movie doesnt do it for me.

So I went and bought pretty...
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Sundays are always a struggle for us not to bore ourselves beyond recognition. This town just has so much to learn.

So first we went to eat at a St. Louis Bread Co, which like most places to eat here in St Louis, means "mediocre dinind". I dont know why I even try anymore. I need to become nutrionally dependent on something else, like porn...
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Im about to go to sleep with fucking cupcake icing on my shirt...i dont even care.

she finally went live.....how about that.

"My brother-in-law Justin Skaggs passed away this friday because of complications from brain cancer. He was diagnosed on the 1st and passed away on the 14th. He was only 28 years old. He was a great guy and has left behind a wonderful wife Tara (Travis' sister) and two amazing kids Jake who's 5 and Abbie who's 3. Some of you may have seen it...
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I think the madness is about to start.

I wanna go to a god damn strip club.