Alright, motherfuckers…
My sincerest apologies for the hiatus.
But we PLOW ON.
The year was 2011.
The month was May.
I gotta tell ya…this one was worth waiting for.
One of the best months in SG history.
Let’s get into it.
First we got @kornalina in a PERFECT set called Hotel Orleans .
This gal has a LUSCIOUS rack!!!
Ermagaard!
I think I may have tipped this set last week [sic].
Oi! Please remember you can tip many of these classic models.
Starting a month with a perfect set is rare.
Next up we got a GREAT set by @treze called Back Home .
This Hopeful debut has a rosy tint which endears it to the eye.
The best part is her AMAZING cherry blossom (?) tattoo.
So intricate and artful!!
Things kept rolling with @lavonne in Pure Morning .
Here we have a gal with STELLAR boobs shot in very artful trappings.
I love the model and the photography!
Also good is the multi starring @giulia .
I say “starring” because the other model (@gufina ?) is not really credited in the standard way.
You kinda gotta dig in the notes to find out who it was.
This set, Reservoir Dogs , was Giulia’s last Suicide Girls set.
There’s true passion here—as embodied by the sensual upward glances which really rev up the shoot!
This was a month of great photography (as well as great models).
First photographer I’d like to highlight is @albertine .
Her work shooting @janette is quite special here.
Morning Tales is great for the leg-lovers!
Nothing wrong with a slim, svelte gal.
Really, really nice.
But we would heat up more with @erzsebet in Designer Furniture (also shot by @albertine ).
This one has great boob work!!
Great smushy use of gravity.
Check it out.
Definitely the way to show off natural breasts!
Keeping the train rolling was @annasthesia in her debut set Me Time .
This gal has a great torso (24 from the end) and some statuesque legs (22 from the end).
Very nice!
Now we come to another photographer who was kicking the shit outta shit this month: @cherry .
Dig her work with @smythe in There is a Light .
This was Smythe’s last (?) SG set.
And it’s a good one.
But the real star is Cherry’s photography.
Boobs smushed against a window?
Yes, please!
And there’s a great shot for the ass lovers (13 from the end).
Shadows, light, reflections…
This is some artful fare indeed.
I love it.
But check out the equally-good @lilymichelle in her only Hopeful set Afternoon .
This cutie has a nice bum and some cute titties!
But we need something more substantial up in here.
So say hello to @clio in her great set Magica Sexualis .
Here we have an AMAZING model and a super-talented photographer: @albertine .
Clio is a mind-blowing model.
Not just all-world, but ALL-UNIVERSE!!
Holy hell.
What a set!
But next up we got some perfection served up by @radeo .
And this time the photographer is, once again, @cherry .
This one is a cyberpunk masterpiece!!!
Seriously.
This one belongs in MoMA.
And how ‘bout the great ink?
I love that back piece down the spine!
Keeping things GREAT was @stryyker coming in too hot with Rusty Road .
Seriously.
For a Hopeful set in 2011, this one did FANTASTIC.
But it was her only outing (sadly).
If you need an areola fix, this set has you covered.
Magical!
But once again, PERFECTION was knocking on the door.
Say hello to @sheona in With Me .
Sadly, this appears to have been Sheona’s last Hopeful set.
This one absolutely should have made her Pink (but it didn’t).
This gal had some bomb-ass titties!!!
Hell, her profile don’t even say Hopeful no more.
Just says Member.
What’s up wit dat?
Anyhow.
Perfect set.
Would tip it if I could.
But tipping is not enabled on this one.
Damn.
Keeping it great was @annalee in Lavender .
Here we have photography from the immortal @p_mod (one of three SG photographer immortals [along with @missy and @alissa ]).
If you like long, milky legs, check out Annalee as shot by P_mod.
Quite astonishing!!
But don’t overlook @stellae in her last (?) SG set Devil Bunny .
Luscious boobies in this fine swan song!
Also good was @devushka in Le Blue Cobalt .
What an iconic set!
Quintessential SG.
Blue-black hair and ivory goth skin.
Really nice.
And don’t sleep on @howlette in her only Hopeful set Tune In Turn On Drop Out .
This hippie chick is well worth seeing!
Alright, no more fucking around.
Four of the next five sets are perfect (including this first one).
Behold @ortie in her ONLY SG set Lorem Ipsum .
This gal was whip-smart!
Literature, indeed.
Cicero.
Corrupted.
Misspelled.
Placeholder.
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What?!?
Exactly.
How about…
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and
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Which roughly translates to, “God damn, doze some nice breasteses!!!”
And so on.
I’m pretty sure I tipped this set last week.
Not sure why.
Guess I’m a sucker for lost causes.
Message in a bottle.
It was only 13 years ago.
We move on.
To another perfect set.
It’s @merlina in what is probably her last set: Days in Montevideo .
I’m a sucker for all things Uruguay.
Such a mysterious country.
I may very well have tipped this set last week too.
Not sure.
One thing is certain: this gal has absolutely mouthwatering shirt puppies!!!
GAWD DAMN.
I feel kinda bad for @antigone to be wedged between four perfect sets, but she does a fine job with High Riser .
Very pretty!
Ok, back to these mind-melting sets.
Next it’s @boogi in her last (?) Hopeful set Pop a Top .
She deserved, on the basis of this set, to have gone Pink.
But she didn’t get picked.
Boo!
Anyhow.
This one has some massive, face-slapping mammaries between which to motor your imaginary boat.
[drool…]
If you’re still conscious after all this excellence, get a load of MORE PERFECTION thanks to @riae in Secret Pleasure .
FUCKKK!!!
Those are some amazing breasts.
Holy sheep shit.
Ok.
Gathering our composure, we move on to a GREAT set by @serillian entitled Pirate Treasure .
This one absolutely did not get the love it deserved.
Which is probably why she hasn’t made another set in the past 13 years.
If you like, soapy, wet, BIG ROUND asses, dig on her swan song.
I’m not an ass man, but this one even gets me revved up.
Yeow!!!
And don’t forget @leopoldine in her penultimate (?) set Fleur bleue .
Super-pretty with a nice ass squeezed into some skintight jeans.
Zap!
But now we come to PERFECTION again.
It’s a great model, @phecda , and an ace photographer, @alissa , with the mind-bending Custom Frames .
garGANtuan tanned (orangish) titties against a teal-blue backdrop.
Gifts of God (and applied color theory).
Seriously.
These are some 2000 pound knockers!!!
Could wipe out a village with those…
Kudos to @alissa for also shooting the next day’s multi featuring @phecda and @parish .
I’m not a fan of multi sets on SG (because they are usually lazy, uncreative frames crammed with artlessly-captured flesh), but this one is GREAT.
Believe it or not, despite having Phecda’s chest cannons at its disposal, it’s more of an ass set.
And a damn-good one!!
But we must get to more perfection.
It’s @chevvy in her Hopeful debut Outlaw .
Absolutely gorgeous tits!!!
And not a bad ass either.
What a fucking debut for a Hopeful!
No time to rest: it’s more perfection from @priscila in Dama Blanca .
This bright, airy set features some nice-sized breasts.
The highlight to me is the sequence of frames 12-9 from the end.
Those four shots are really special.
Stealthy!!!
And now for the last perfect set of the month (yes, this month was front-stacked).
It’s @ackley in Pretty Reckless .
Good GAWD, those jugs!!!
So, yes: the month tapered off a bit (for my tastes) from this point forward, but there are quite a few significant sets we should (and will) cover.
First is @lusious in her Hopeful debut Window Pain .
The best shot is 10 from the end.
Nice schnoz!
Seriously.
I’d suck the snot right outta that beauty.
We saw her work earlier in the month as photographer, but @dwam switched to model for Parallelism .
And she was helped along by some fine @albertine photography.
This one is truly a work of art!
I love the ass crack in frame 12.
Also good was @zuree in Southern Comfort .
This bespectacled cutie looks fine as hell in the kiddie pool!
And let’s not forget @hazzard in her Hopeful debut Oh Stanley .
This one is a must-see for all you hosers up north.
[take off, eh?]
So yeah.
She does the whole hockey thing here.
And I think it’s, uh, really effective…you know, because of the beer and donuts.
But seriously…
I’m upgrading this set from merely good to PERFECT.
How did I miss those HAT TRICKS under her jersey?!?
Geez.
Now I feel bad.
Anyhow.
Oversight rectified.
I would seriously tip the fuck outta this set.
Right at this very second.
But I can’t.
Sorry, Hazzard, you beautiful lady, you.
Next up is a GREAT one from @textile called Paint Me Pretty .
It looks to be her last Hopeful set.
Very luscious boobs.
One bigger than the other.
I’m told that’s common.
[not among SG models, but she’s still hella cute!!]
Also GREAT was @selene in her debut Morning Glow .
This set is about as close as you can get to perfect without being perfect.
What an AMAZING model!!
Alright, we move on to @sylent in her ONLY SG set Rush Over .
This is a hella-good set.
In fact, based on that smokin’ rack, I’m upgrading it to GREAT.
Dem titties doh…
Good stuff can be found thanks to @gabriella in her last (?) SG set Off the Wall .
A beautiful lady with cute boobies!
Also good is @setsuka in her penultimate (?) solo set Sheer Pink .
Hell of good set.
Pert!
Taking it up a notch was @king in her last (?) solo set Viva La TTC .
Titty Text Club.
Sounds good to me.
Thing I love about this set shot by @alissa is the frame 13 from the end: a 3G iPhone wedged between a pair of bulging knockers.
I dig it!
Ok, 3 more.
First is @callioppe in Grey Scale .
This set makes really nice use of a mesh texture (nice photography by @milloux ).
The last two are both GREAT.
First is @gogo in Rain City Memories .
Once again, it’s @cherry reeling in some fantastic lens work.
17 from the end is a great leg shot (and a hell of an ass).
A beautiful, artful set!!
And finally, it’s @damone in her debut Wet My Whistle .
Here’s a GREAT set shot by @alissa .
Definitely an ass set.
And a fucking AWESOME one!
Damone in a milk bath.
This gal has an absolute PEACH of a booty.
Very fucking impressive.
The penultimate shot is gold!!
Thank you for reading and see you soon.
—Pauly Deathwish
